Worst Thing to Say

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Why schools should stop teaching English.

WHen chaos is your teacher.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Reckoners is Cosmere

When you are late for school

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I was late for my afternoon nap

When you forget your best friend's name

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Hello person I have no recollection of!

When you eat a hamburger

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*Smacks lips* Mmmm this is good! Hey Jerry you want some? Oh... you're a vegan? Okay then, more for me! *nom*

When your hair goes gray.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

It's all your fault! *yelling at kids/marital partner*

When you are rereading RoW

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

I should be doing something more productive.

When you have chaos as a teacher.

Edited May 18, 2022 by Ta'veren Kaladin
Forgot to bold

[Kvothe the Bloodless he/him]

***cowers in fear in the corner*** "Please don't eat me"

When you see someone choking

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Take a deeeeeep breath.

When you are installing a window

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Don't worry, we just have to tear down this entire building to make it fit.

When you're talking to Brandon Sanderson.

[NameIess]

Man, I really liked Beyonders. Honestly, I think it’s my favorite series of all time. And Five Kingdoms is almost as good. Can I get your autograph?

when you get a new car

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Man, I really liked Beyonders. Honestly, I think it’s my favorite series of all time. And Five Kingdoms is almost as good. Can I get your autograph?

Don't forget Fablehaven.

Thanks dealership dude, now time to go drive getaway.

When you're holding Nightblood (the sword, not the upcoming book)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

Don't forget Fablehaven.

and Dragonwatch

3 minutes ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

When you're holding Nightblood (the sword, not the upcoming book)

I'm EVIL!

When you learn that there is a new KOTLC book coming out.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Come on everybody lets get it. It comes out in 3023

When your friend's house explodes

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Where did I put my rust thermite?

When you loose your rust thermite

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Explosion in the distance*

When you meet Snotlout As Well As....

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Who else am I meeting?

When you have writers block

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It's better than writer's cramp

When you are given a world destroying weapon

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What does this big, red button do?

When your friends are being idiotic.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

hehe, ths iz fun

When you kill your best friend's dog.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

IT was me all along

When you run over your friend with a tank

Edited May 18, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

That was on purpose!

When you pass gas

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Can you set your lighter on fire?

When you are chased by a Scythe(the group of people)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I'm Right HERE!

When you are stuck speaking in vowels.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Thes es fen! Lets never step

When you fall off of a building