Quivil Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 "Oh yeah, I was going to tell you. I was the one who burned down the school that one time." when you get a new book as a gift 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 OMG, it's a first edition hardcover signed copy of the Necronomicon!! It's just what I wanted - thanks, Mom!!! When you make an incredibly tasteless joke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 *Angrily* "Why isn't everyone laughing?!" When you destroy your neighbors flowerbed right in front of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 "I'm allergic." When you swallow a can of beans whole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 Tastes just like peanut butter. When you ask someone if they have read anything by Brandon Sanderson and they say no 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted March 9, 2022 Report Share Posted March 9, 2022 You don't need your gastro-intestinal tract, right? When you panic at a party, and the DJ makes a beat out of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted March 13, 2022 Report Share Posted March 13, 2022 "Hey! I copyrighted that!" When you gain a cool new nickname 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 13, 2022 Report Share Posted March 13, 2022 Hey! I don't even need a real name anymore! when a parental figure dies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 With the insurance money, I can finally get that sweet car I want! ...What did you say? Oh, right. restinpeace and all that HOORAY BRAND NEW FERRARI When Dannnex gains a bow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 I prefer @King Bean's sin version. When Dannex does not gain a bow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 REST IN PEACE MY MELTY BOWED FRIEND!! AND THE SIN!!! when J R R Tolkien is resurrected by a cult of readers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 "FOR GONDOR!" When Hoid breaks the fourth wall and the Cosmere characters go to war with Middle Earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 HEY! my fanfic DID come true! when Voidspawn isn't a robot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 We must rectify that. muahahaha SCIENCE! When someone follows you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 do YOU want to read my book on the mating culture of swans?? When your mother inquires where you disappear to for 37 minutes every day at 3:48:12 PM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Uhhhhh I was, er, dancing at a ballet performance in Sweden as the swan princess??? when disappears from a zoom meeting where you were talking about writing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Oh, it's fine, I don't HAVE to finish my three thousand page epic fantasy novel that i've hyped half the world up for. When the Pineapple appears in my room at three AM with Freddy Fazbear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Hey, i was just craving pizza! Spoiler Idk man i never played fnaf When your friend turns into a giant red panda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 um, FLUFFY! when your best friend turns into an iguana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 I bet you can't lick my eye from down there. When your cat deletes your life's work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 NOOOO! THAT WAS MY SPEECH FOR MY KINDERGARTEN PLAY!!!! IT TOOK ME 26 YEARS TO WRITE! when you are in kindergarten but ur seventeen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Did you know I'm the smartest kid in my grade? When you decide not to make an incredibly tasteless joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 hey bro! guess what? I just saved ur life! when your best friend references Veggie tales like a madman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddie The Survivor Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 Uhm…. Is your tongue that necessary? Or can you live without it. When you see a copy of RoW thrown into a fire. Spoiler Kinda hurt to type ngl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashek's PR Manager Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 *To the copy of RoW*You are a stick. You can't be fire. when your friend finally agrees to read Cosmere works but want to know all the important spoilers first. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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