Worst Thing to Say

[Robin Sedai she/her]

*hits send*

When you're looking at someone's old status updates

[AonDoor he/him]

Man, these suck. Who cares if you were having issues at work?

When you meet Taln

[Flaming Coinshot he/him]

"Wow, you're a herald? Not what I was expecting. 

When you find 23 spambots.

[AonDoor he/him]

*wins*

When you meet a soother

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

MY ONLY WEAPON AGAINST YOU IS MY UNCONTROLLABLE ANGER!!!!!!

When you meet a Fullborn

[AonDoor he/him]

So, you're a fullborn, huh? Well, I have this cool knife I found. Wanna duel?

When you find out you're the Dragon Reborn

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*slaps Moiraine in the face and walks back to the Two Rivers*
 

WTWTTS when you’re about to die?

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Seeya later, alligator

 

WTWTTSW your crush tells you they like you

[Guest]

"I like me too! I mean...you like me too. No, I mean we like them too...

Hello my name is country."

when your enemy tells you they like you.

Edited December 28, 2021 by Elf

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

cool, I like me too, I also like stabbing you.

when you find a chicken in ur bed.

[AonDoor he/him]

Seriously? Get out of my bed. Now. Don't give me that look. You have your own bed. Fine. I guess you can sleep with me tonight. You'd better not poop.

When you meet Antonio Banderas

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I've never heard of you, therefore you can't be anyone important.

When Channelknight Fadran tags you because he thinks you'd be a good addition to his RP

[Eluvianii he/him]

Oh, errr thanks! I guess... *never posts again*

WTWTTSW you break a window? 

[Guest]

'Hah! Goal!"

WTWTTSW you want people to send you friend requests on Discord but nobody does except for two people

Edited December 29, 2021 by Elf

[AonDoor he/him]

Fine. I'll just make more accounts and friend myself.

When the president dies

[Guest]

"Well, atleast he wasn't enjoying a play when it happened" (refers to Abrahm Lincoln's death) (as I am sure most of you know and I am clarifying needlessly) 

when the Shard's been extremely slow the whole day.

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Well at least I can bang my head against the computer.

when ur sibling attacks ur back.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Die, you backstabbing brat.

When you're in a haunted airport

[Quivil]

*yells* I'VE GOT BOMBS!

when you just accidentally ripped a page out of a Brandon Sanderson book

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Oh, a Kaladin page. No biggie. In fact, why don't we rip the rest of them out and make paper boats?

When you order takeout

[Morningtide she/her]

no box, I'll just hold it

When your teacher catches you on the shard

[Voidspawn he/him]

"This is more educational than what you've been teaching me."

When your flight got cancelled (for the third time in a week).

Quote

That actually happened to me. Just last week, actually.

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I do have this knife that has been lying around without a first kill...

when siblings turn on my little pony incessantly.

[Voidspawn he/him]

*throws X-Box remote at TV*

When you're depressed.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Hey kid wanna know something? go die a painful death, want some help with that then?

when your friend "amazing" jokes.