Worst Thing to Say

[NameIess]

YES! MY SECONDARY BOMB WORKED! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

WTWTTSW it turns out that Endowment returned you as part of her intergalactic war effort?

[Shard of Reading he/him]

On 8/31/2021 at 5:41 PM, Nameless said:

YES! MY SECONDARY BOMB WORKED! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

WTWTTSW it turns out that Endowment returned you as part of her intergalactic war effort?

My life is now complete. I shall live out the rest of my days as a peaceful farmer with my armor hung up as a scarecrow. 

WTWTTSW the Avengers rudely bust into your house and try to kill you?

[Eluvianii he/him]

Oh crap, wrong Perpendicularity. 

WTWTTSW you need an escape route to the Cognitive?

[Frustration]

I need investiture, souls will have to do.

WTWTTSW you need spren to bond you.

[NameIess]

Isn't hemalurgy awesome?

WTWTTS after you spike Syl into your spiritweb?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Well, at least you don’t have to deal with Kaladin anymore.

WTWTTS when you kill the king?

[Frustration]

Well that fight lasted a few seconds longer than I thought it would.

WTWTTSW you eat all the cookies?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

But I set a bomb to detonate in 60 seconds!

WTWTTS when you accidentally swear in front of your parents?

[NameIess]

Oh storms, now you know I'm a geek!

WTWTTSW you're buying groceries?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Sweet - this watermelon looks like great fodder for the eldritch horror in my basement!

WTWTTS when you’re in the middle of your Stormlight reread?

[NameIess]

Man, now that I reread it, Moash is GREAT!

WTWTTSW you get attacked by Rock?

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

28 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Man, now that I reread it, Moash is GREAT!

WTWTTSW you get attacked by Rock?

Do you know that crustaceans are a major allergen?

WTWTTSW you convince Rock not to make stew until he finds a suitable non-crustacean substitute?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, Shinovar looks like a great place to burn to the ground!

WTWTTS when your date finds out you’re a serial killer?

 

[Frustration]

Hey I stopped before I killed your parents, I think.

WTWTTSW you need lemonaide?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I want to kill your friends and family.

WTWTTS when you are eating noodles?

[Eluvianii he/him]

Yuck, who made these? I like my noodles crunchy thank you very much. 

WTWTTSW you're attending your kid's graduation ceremony? 

[Voidspawn he/him]

"I'm too busy."

WTWTTSW your dad gets a Shardblade?

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

"I sure hope the son of the person he got it from won't hold a grudge!"

WTWTTSW you play a wrong note at a concert?

[Voidspawn he/him]

Anything that has to do with admitting my mistake. Anything that I do during a concert is absolute perfection. Believe me... or else. *Summons Shardblade*

WTWTTSW Kaladin dies like he deserves. All hail Moash/Vyre

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Oh well, I never liked him. Too mopey. All hail Moash/Vyre!

WTWTTSW when someone drops Oathbringer on their toe?

Edited November 22, 2021 by Robin Hatter
forgot the question, silly me

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

On 11/18/2021 at 10:04 PM, Voidspawn said:

WTWTTSW Kaladin dies like he deserves. All hail Moash/Vyre

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Note from moderator: We had to censor all of the ungodly profanity that happened here. Please never do this again.

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I love blowing up the planet! *presses button*

WTWTTSW you blow up Roshar?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Next stop, Scadrial!

When you find out you've been drafted?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*plays "Alice's Restaurant"*

When you're eating a pizza

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Hang on, it's moving... This isn't what I ordered.

When you take a group photo

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Could you face away from the camera?... Oh yes that's much better."


When you break your friend's grandma.