Worst Thing to Say

[Random Bystander she/her]

9 minutes ago, Bejardin1250 said:

“Hey survivor look what I did”

WTWTTSWY are being chased by Hoid who wanted to Rest In Peice

(Peace, not peice)

But, isn't death overrated? Oh, wait, you actually wanted to be dead? 

WTWTTSWY realize that Hoid can now kill people?

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

On 3/12/2021 at 9:18 AM, Random Bystander said:

(Peace, not peice)

But, isn't death overrated? Oh, wait, you actually wanted to be dead? 

WTWTTSWY realize that Hoid can now kill people?

“I’ll fix it so you can die properly!”

WTWTTSWY allow Hoid to go Beyond completely ruining the future Cosmere arcs?

@Dannex

Yes we did! (This isn’t the first time I’ve done it either, it’s just that no one’s overturned it yet.)

Edited March 14, 2021 by Kingsdaughter613

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“Haha, HOID’YA KNOW?”

For context, see TLPW

What’s the worst thing to say when you accidentally free Ruin from the Well of Ascension?

[Voidspawn he/him]

"I guess we've all been RUINed!"

What's the worst thing to say when you are doing a silent work time in school?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*yells at top of lungs* "TEACHER? TEACHER? I HAFTA PEE!"

What's the worst thing to say when you accidentally mention eating people in a room full of humans?

[Eluvianii he/him]

G-guys, it's just a reference, to... to a book I like. Yes, a book. hides chainsaw

WTWTTS when going to the dentist? 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

8 minutes ago, Eluvianii said:

G-guys, it's just a reference, to... to a book I like. Yes, a book. hides chainsaw

WTWTTS when going to the dentist? 

“Yes, I brush my teeth twice a day.” “What kind of toothpaste do I use? I don’t use toothpaste. I use blood.” “What?”

What’s the worst thing to say when you run into your old friend (who you never officially “broke up with,” - you just drifted apart and now haven’t spoken to each other in a few years)?

[Bejarden he/him]

“What’s your name again?”

WTWTTS When you meet your dietitian for the first time

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“Well, I’ve been eating, but only once a week.”

What’s the worst thing to say when you fart in public?

Edited May 5, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[Voidspawn he/him]

"He who smelt it, dealt it."

What's the worst thing to say when you get drafted into the army?

[Nathrangking he/him]

3 hours ago, Voidspawn said:

"He who smelt it, dealt it."

What's the worst thing to say when you get drafted into the army?

I am War!!

What is the worst thing to say when you are drafted to fight a war that is already over?

[Voidspawn he/him]

"I officially declare war against this country!"

What's the worst thing to say if you are dead?

[Bejarden he/him]

“I have finally found the meaning of life...”

Wtwtts when you find a dead dog in front of your house

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“Honey, dinner’s here!”

What’s the worst thing to say at the doctor’s office?

[Flaming Coinshot he/him]

*Starts diagnosing yourself* In conclusion, everrything you just said was wrong and you should no longer be a doctor. 

WTWTTSW when you messed up your band's big debut?

[Eluvianii he/him]

Don't worry, guys. There's always McDonald's.

WTWTTSW you travel abroad and you realize you forgot your phone?

[NameIess]

(RoW spoilers)

Spoiler

Don't worry guys, I still have this captive abused seon!

WTWTTSW your friends think you're evil?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Well, I think your BUTT is evil *maniacal laughter*

WTWTTSW you fall and can't get up?

[NameIess]

Hm. Maybe I should have thought about my immobility before setting such a short timer on the bomb.

WTWTTSW you get exploded by a bomb only to come back as a returned?

[Eluvianii he/him]

All this agility I have. I must have been a law-abiding runner trying to stop that bombing before I died. 

WTWTTSW you mistakenly think yourself a hero? 

[NameIess]

I'm going to search for my memories while on live TV in order to inspire people to be like me!

WTWTTSWY accidentally create the greatest plot twist in news history and caused a 13.7% increase in crime across the globe?

[Eluvianii he/him]

Hmph, geniuses are always misunderstood. 

WTWTTSW people find out the increase in crime is your fault and now want your blood? 

[NameIess]

AND NOW, I WILL BLOW UP THE ENTIRE PLANET AND FULFILL MY PURPOSE AS A RETURNED!

WTWTTSW Your bomb completely fails to explode even a little bit, and an angry mob is staring at you?

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Umm... hey guys... soooo... um... we're chill, right?

WTWTTSW people start calling you a MONSTER who tried to blow up the WORLD even though thats COMPLETELY UNFAIR?

[Eluvianii he/him]

C'mon guys, not even like half the world blew up. explosion sounds in the distance

WTWTTSW the world is actually about to blow up?