Worst Thing to Say

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Nice sword you got there

when you lose your thumbs

[NameIess]

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW 

When your screams shatter glass

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

And that's low for my voice.

When you are glass.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Throw a rock at me!

Who do you want to hit with an imaginary stick?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

You, for confusing this thread with Inverse Ask Anyone Anything.

(I'm joking.)

When you drop your ice cream cone.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

OOOh. It fell in Dog scat!

when you step in feces.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Was that your ice cream cone? *look of dawning realization*

When you've been scrubbing your shoes for twenty minutes but they're still covered in dog crap.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Don't you just love the smell?

When you are shoved off a cliff by your best friend.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I never liked you, and also I killed your dog.

When you smile

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Is that a piece of spinach in your teeth?

When your friend asks if they can talk to you about something

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

You are. Next!

When you need advice.

[HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him]

How far down should i bury an adult male body about your height and weight

 

at a book signing

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I hate your books!

When you are watching your siblings.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Children stew is for dinner.

When you are swallowing a sword.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I don't know how to do this.

When you eat an umbrella

[NameIess]

Now I can disprove that stupid tradition that you shouldn't open an umbrella inside!

When you find out why you shouldn't open an umbrella inside

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I will do it anyway.

When you are making a dnd character.

[Mat he/him]

Reading the rulebook is optional, right?

When you’re leaving home for college.

[HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him]

Have you seen where was keeping my weapons of mass destruction

 

when a purple frog murders 5 ourangatans who were all named steve and have 5 counts of arson

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

"At least I'm not named Steve."

When someone asks you what your go-to pick up line is.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

I just kidnap them.

Please don't take me serious, kidnapping and human trafficking are very, very bad. Don't do them.

When you get pulled over.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

excuse me, all I did was get McDonalds.

when someone catches you reading twilight.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

This is the best book in the world!! Best example of healthy romantic relationships!

When you catch someone else reading twilight

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

WHAT IS THAT! GET IT OUT OF MY HOUSE!

when you watch pride and prejudice.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

34 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

WHAT IS THAT! GET IT OUT OF MY HOUSE!

LOL 

35 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

when you watch pride and prejudice.

"This is my favorite horror show"

When you watch my little pony