The Wandering Wizard Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 I'm going to keep on jabbering during the whole run and never stop! When you are being shoved out of a building 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said: Reveal hidden contents I went whitewater rafting a couple weekends ago and there was this one girl there that I hadn't ever really talked to ever. I got to know her on the bus ride there, and learned she was naturally mischievous after she kept tapping my shoulder with her paddle the whole time we were in line then acting righteously angry whenever I accused her. Anyway we start the rafting and eventually we get to this one part that's called "Jump Rock"- this like 40-55 ft rock in the middle of the river where people who want to jump can go up. Naturally, I went up to do it and funnily enough that girl's right next to me. So I jokingly ask if anyone wants to push me off and then she goes "I would love nothing better" and proceeds to shove me right off the side into a majestic flailing side flip into the water. Don't you guys think I should be a professional comedian? When you run cross country If it doesn’t hurt, you’re doing it wrong! When you get food poisoning... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 So I just drink this whole bottle of medicine? When you're texting a friend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Yes your depression is something you should sink into it will do you good. When you're teaching a class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 *Flips through ‘Teaching for Noobs’ book* “Man I sure wish I was qualified for this… anyway, flip your textbooks to page 34, and start scribbling all over it with crayon- oh hello Mr. Principal!” When you break an entire museum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 This building was scheduled for demolition, no? When you die for the third time in TLT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Only 500 times to go! When you refuse to RP as yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 I would be too annoying, you see. When you drop your phone in the toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Well, that was only the second newest phone. Now I can get an upgrade! When you eat food you're allergic to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 EpiPens are for wimps. When the Q key on your computer sticks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Quick quarks quack quopiously. When you realize you don't know the answers to any of the exam questions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 It's hopeless anyway, so I might as well sit here and chew gum. When you change your email address 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Now I just need to send this to everyone. When you are trying to sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 I've heard coffee is soporific... When you're on national television 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 (edited) Oh, don't listen to these people. They don't know what they're saying. When you're on a rocket about to launch into space. Edited August 26, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 I'm sure these O-rings will hold. When you're eating curry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Give me the spiciest sauce you have! NO GIVE ME TWICE THE POWER OF THE SPICIEST SAUCE YOU HAVE! When you're insulting someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 *looks at phone and says password aloud* When you text aloud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 (edited) Mispronounce each W with an S sound. While dragging out each S. When you are skydiving in a highstorm. Edited August 29, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 Go, on, Stormfather! I DARE YOU! When you laugh really hard at a joke and look up to realize that everybody else is staring at you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 (edited) “Guess I’m the only person here who’s not too dumb to get the joke, am I right everybody?” When you start a war in sub-Saharan Africa so you can make a profit by selling weapons to both sides. Edited August 29, 2022 by Landing Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 "No really, it will be great if you Niger and you Chad get into a war, then I can make lots of money!" When you are teaching Calculus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 (edited) Now, I know you will never use this ever again, but lets find the solution to this impossible problem. When you forget to write something Edited August 30, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 "I always loved talking to my invisible text friend!" When you are doing a lab. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 Here we have a not-so-fresh frog, blue rare, with a side of formaldehyde. When you finish a 46-hour movie marathon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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