Eluvianii he/him Posted September 29, 2020 Posted September 29, 2020 Oh, so this is where mom keeps all the bodies. I wonder if she also hides the cookies here. WTWTTS when you don't know the answer to the question the teacher asked?
Chasmgoat he/him Posted September 29, 2020 Posted September 29, 2020 9 hours ago, Eluvianii said: WTWTTS when you don't know the answer to the question the teacher asked? "I don't know, I have better stuff to do than pay attention." WTWTTS when your friend is choking?
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted September 29, 2020 Posted September 29, 2020 *laughs and claps* Good show! That’s some great acting dude! *the friend falls over* Very believable. Really dude, you should try out for one act! *they stop breathing* Dude? WTWTTS when your friend dies.
Chasmgoat he/him Posted September 29, 2020 Posted September 29, 2020 "I beat you, Ha, I lived longer, yes!!! You owe me 50 bucks from that bet in kindergarten." WTWTTS at your friends funeral
Retrac he/him Posted September 29, 2020 Posted September 29, 2020 Hey does this mean his/her wife/husband is single now? WTWTTS when your hitting on your friends wife/husband
Cosmical Existence she/her Posted September 29, 2020 Posted September 29, 2020 You made a stupid choice when you picked them over me. WTWTTS when you are buying tickets to a movie
Chasmgoat he/him Posted September 30, 2020 Posted September 30, 2020 So am I able to buy 1 ticket go in and give it to the next guy? Wait don't answer that. WTWTTS when you are being interrogated by the police
Eluvianii he/him Posted September 30, 2020 Posted September 30, 2020 (edited) I told you a thousand times already. Those were MY french fries! What would you have done in my place? The guy deserved to die. WTWTTS when your best friend needs pocket change for the bus? Edited September 30, 2020 by Eluvianii 1
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted September 30, 2020 Posted September 30, 2020 *cuts out said friend's pockets, attempting to sew yours in the empty place* "Wait, you wanted pocket change as in money? Not as in switching pockets?" *looks down at pair of pockets in hand* "Well, what am I supposed to do with these pockets now?" WTWTTSW you inevitably lose something because of your missing pockets? 1
SirWolfe Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 On 9/29/2020 at 11:27 PM, DramaQueen said: WTWTTSW you inevitably lose something because of your missing pockets? "Hey, has anyone seen a severed hand? I sort of need it for when I get to the hospital." WTWTTSW you run into a glass door.
Hen she/her Posted October 4, 2020 Posted October 4, 2020 *whispers into trench-coat* guys common, we can’t let them know that we’re secretly birds! What’s the worst thing to say when you accidentally eat all of your siblings leftovers? Actually what’s the best thing to say? Because I seem to have done just that and I need advice. 1
NameIess Posted October 4, 2020 Posted October 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Hentient said: What’s the worst thing to say when you accidentally eat all of your siblings leftovers? Stop nagging me and be quiet. Now you can either hand over the desert, or you can die. 4 minutes ago, Hentient said: Actually what’s the best thing to say? Sorry. (I might not be the best person to answer this. The response I would make is the "I didn't know it was yours!" defense, and I doubt that's the best response). WTWTTSW your sibling brings up politics at a family reunion.
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted October 5, 2020 Posted October 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Nameless said: Stop nagging me and be quiet. Now you can either hand over the desert, or you can die. Sorry. (I might not be the best person to answer this. The response I would make is the "I didn't know it was yours!" defense, and I doubt that's the best response). WTWTTSW your sibling brings up politics at a family reunion. Pull up Biden's prep notes and say "are you sure you want to vote for this guy?" WTQTTSW somebody is losing in a alleyverse duel
Frustration Posted October 7, 2020 Posted October 7, 2020 On 10/4/2020 at 9:58 PM, Somebody from Sel said: Pull up Biden's prep notes and say "are you sure you want to vote for this guy?" WTQTTSW somebody is losing in a alleyverse duel Good, you're character sucks WtWTTSW someone finds a WoB that breaks your theory?
Chasmgoat he/him Posted October 7, 2020 Posted October 7, 2020 Brandon is wrong and I am right. Brandon does not know what he is talking about and you are stupid for believing him! WTWTTSW someone loses everyone they ever loved 1
Nathrangking he/him Posted October 7, 2020 Posted October 7, 2020 6 hours ago, Chasmgoat said: Brandon is wrong and I am right. Brandon does not know what he is talking about and you are stupid for believing him! WTWTTSW someone loses everyone they ever loved Nothing lasts forever. What is the worst thing to say when you accidentally open an inter-dimensional portal in your living room?
Turtle they/them Posted October 7, 2020 Posted October 7, 2020 Ahhh finally! My first chance! Take me to the cognitive realm in Sel or Threnody! WTWTTSW you loose a board game?
AonEne he/him Posted October 12, 2020 Posted October 12, 2020 Oh cool, I was looking for a sensible reason to take your life. WTWTTSW you meet aliens for the first time? 1
dannnex male Posted October 12, 2020 Author Posted October 12, 2020 I’m a human. Wtwtts when you friend gets engaged?
Nathrangking he/him Posted October 12, 2020 Posted October 12, 2020 Darn I lost the bet. What is the worst thing to say when your soda runs out?
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted October 12, 2020 Posted October 12, 2020 39 minutes ago, Nathrangking said: Darn I lost the bet. What is the worst thing to say when your soda runs out? Cool I've always wanted an excuse to drink blood WTWTTSW somebody is dying
dannnex male Posted October 12, 2020 Author Posted October 12, 2020 *completely monotone voice* oh nooooo this man has been stabbed is anyone here a doctor? *remembers they are a doctor* ooh yeah wait.....oop he’s dead. wtwtts when someone tells you they lost a lot of weight?
I Am A Fish he/him Posted October 12, 2020 Posted October 12, 2020 Wow. You must have weighed as much as an elephant. wtwtts when someone is angry that you insulted their weight. 1
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted October 12, 2020 Posted October 12, 2020 I only said you weighed as much as a elephant I could have told the truth you know what the truth is you weigh as much as the Great Pyramid of Giza WTWTTSW your stranded in the middle of the ocean
dannnex male Posted October 12, 2020 Author Posted October 12, 2020 Well, at least things can’t get any worse. *jaws theme starts playing* wtwtts when you’re stranded on a desert island?
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