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11 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

Would that be manual crank or automatic?

What is the worst things to say when you break your older sister's computer?

You weren't on the shard. And now you must pay.

WTWTTSW you find a cool bug

Posted
1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said:

You weren't on the shard. And now you must pay.

WTWTTSW you find a cool bug

Ooh, that looks delicious!!

WTWTTSW you are heard laughing at something one of your Shardbuddies said while you're supposed to be doing homework?

Posted
1 minute ago, DramaQueen said:

Ooh, that looks delicious!!

WTWTTSW you are heard laughing at something one of your Shardbuddies said while you're supposed to be doing homework?

This has happened to me in memes of any kind.

*Parents walk in* "I'll do my homework once I finish this RP post."

WTWTTSW you find out your mom forgot to go to the library like she promised.

Posted
1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said:

This has happened to me in memes of any kind.

*Parents walk in* "I'll do my homework once I finish this RP post."

WTWTTSW you find out your mom forgot to go to the library like she promised.

Oh, that's alright!

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It is NOT alright. You should never say that it is alright, this is the greatest sin of sins, and that must be made clear.

WTWTTSW your mom says she doesn't like Mistborn?

Posted (edited)

Yes! Now I can blame you for my *checks* $1600.16 of fines on Brandon Sanderson books.

WTWTTSW you betray the Idiots club and join the Grammar Police.

edit: :ph34r:'d

Edited by Kings_way
Posted
34 minutes ago, Kings_way said:

WTWTTSW you betray the Idiots club and join the Grammar Police.

Mann, I wuv da gwammar polees!

WTWTTSW you are accused of having COVID.

Posted
2 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

WTWTTSW you are accused of having COVID.

"Hey, that's not true! My doctor told me that I tested positive, which means that I got the good result. *Coughs*"

WTWTTSW You're in the middle of stealing a little kid's tricycle. 

Posted
1 hour ago, SirWolfe said:

"Hey, that's not true! My doctor told me that I tested positive, which means that I got the good result. *Coughs*"

WTWTTSW You're in the middle of stealing a little kid's tricycle. 

I wonder if anyone can see me to stealing this tricycle.

WTWTTSW you have stolen the kid and the kids tricyle.

Posted
4 hours ago, Retrac said:

I wonder if anyone can see me to stealing this tricycle.

WTWTTSW you have stolen the kid and the kids tricyle.

Don't worry, the child is no longer with us...

WTWTTSW You are being prosecuted for murder?

Posted
31 minutes ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

Don't worry, the child is no longer with us...

WTWTTSW You are being prosecuted for murder?

I did not do that one.

What is the worst thing to say when someone asks you if they know you?

Posted

*sigh of relief* You scared me for a moment. I thought you were the mom of that kid with the tricycle. Anyway wanna be friends? 

WTWTTS when you introduced yourself like a psycho and the other person (psycho?) offers to be your friend? 

Posted

Sure! Have I ever told you about the trycicle kid I murdered?

WTWTTSW your little brother poops on the floor. (this actually happened to me. twice)

Posted
8 minutes ago, Kings_way said:

Sure! Have I ever told you about the trycicle kid I murdered?

WTWTTSW your little brother poops on the floor. (this actually happened to me. twice)

Glad that for once it wasn't me!

WTWTTSW You are being accused of pooping on the floor?

Posted
On 9/24/2020 at 5:41 PM, Nathrangking said:

What is the wrong thing to say when you learned the ending of the cosmere?

"This... this is AWESOME! I HAVE TO GO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THIS!" *Posts ending on Reddit, the shard, and every social media account you can get your hands on*

Posted (edited)

*leans over to other student*

"Is this what you got for question 12?"

WTWTTSW there's an awkward silence. 

Edited by Experience
Posted

now you see, I don't want to say the absolute worst thing to say here, so:

AAAAAAAAAA A KITTEN RUN!!!!! IT'S TRYING TO LURE YOU IN WITH ITS CUTENESS!!!!! ALCATRAZ WAS RIGHT!!!!!!

wtwttsw you are being chased by an evil kitten

Posted

Oh no! I don't want to die!! 

*casts glance at adorable fur ball of evil*

On second thought... 

WTWTTS when the taxi driver starts taking the wrong route? 

Posted
48 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

now you see, I don't want to say the absolute worst thing to say here, so:

AAAAAAAAAA A KITTEN RUN!!!!! IT'S TRYING TO LURE YOU IN WITH ITS CUTENESS!!!!! ALCATRAZ WAS RIGHT!!!!!!

wtwttsw you are being chased by an evil kitten

You have to say the worst thing. Shock us by your degeneracy, you degenerate.

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