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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Hi, I brought you a Windrunner prisoner!"

WTWTTSW Kaladin goes sicko mode, kills all the ghostbloods, and throws you in jail?

“You realize you just killed a bunch of innocent people because I made a bad joke right?”

WTWTTSW Kaladin is now holding the spear to his own throat?

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Just like to point out that we never had a chance of really capturing him and the GBs actually weren’t guilty of anything in particular this time.

 

Edited by Kingsdaughter613
Posted
Just now, Kingsdaughter613 said:

WTWTTSW Kaladin is now holding the spear to his own throat?

"Hah! Hey one Ghostblood survivor, look, I've beaten him! Come in with the reinforcements and capture him!"

WTWTTSW Kaladin just killed you?

Posted
Just now, Nameless said:

"Hah! Hey one Ghostblood survivor, look, I've beaten him! Come in with the reinforcements and capture him!"

WTWTTSW Kaladin just killed you?

How much time do I have to become a Cognitive Shadow...?

WTWTTSWY realize that the Horneater Perpendicularity is nowhere near?

Posted
Just now, Kingsdaughter613 said:

WTWTTSWY realize that the Horneater Perpendicularity is nowhere near?

"Hey Odium! I hear you want some servants to do your evil bidding!"

WTWTTSW the Beyond turns out to be real?

Posted
10 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Hey Odium! I hear you want some servants to do your evil bidding!"

WTWTTSW the Beyond turns out to be real?

Oh, hey. I’m home. That was a seriously weird trip.

WTWTTSW you realize you’re in a mental institution after having a psychotic break due to the trauma of committing justifiable homicide?

Posted
Just now, Kingsdaughter613 said:

WTWTTSW you realize you’re in a mental institution after having a psychotic break due to the trauma of committing justifiable homicide?

"Good thing I kept this knife!"

WTWTTSWY realize you left the oven on at home?

Posted
3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Good thing I kept this knife!"

WTWTTSWY realize you left the oven on at home?

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No you didn’t. Do you realize how thoroughly people are checked in inpatient psych units? I had to work in one; places are like prisons to a certain extent. Mostly because they can be really dangerous!

Oh, God! My gas bill!

WTWTTSWY when you are called for a 740 exam?

Posted

whats a 740 exam (no seriously, what is it)

 WTWTTSWY when you are once again on trial for committing justifiable homicide.

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Gak said:

whats a 740 exam (no seriously, what is it)

 WTWTTSWY when you are once again on trial for committing justifiable homicide.

They deserved it!

What is the worst thing to say when you are named monarch of a mighty nation?

Edited by Nathrangking
Posted

sorry in advance

worst thing to say when you are being roasted on a spit be goblins

Posted
On 1/21/2021 at 5:35 PM, Gak said:

sorry in advance

worst thing to say when you are being roasted on a spit be goblins

“I really like your shoes.” - M-Bot

WTWTTS when you arrive to class extremely late?

Posted
On 1/21/2021 at 0:36 PM, Gak said:

whats a 740 exam (no seriously, what is it)

 WTWTTSWY when you are once again on trial for committing justifiable homicide.

A 740 is the name of the mental competency exam given in NYS.

On 1/22/2021 at 5:53 PM, midnight13 said:

“I really like your shoes.” - M-Bot

WTWTTS when you arrive to class extremely late?

I was on the wrong side of the tracks, tried running across to the other side, and somehow ended up on the express going in the wrong direction.

Posted

but it wasn't a lie, *students name* did eat my homework

WTWTTSWY you are teleported to Uruthuru

Posted
7 hours ago, Gak said:

but it wasn't a lie, *students name* did eat my homework

WTWTTSWY you are teleported to Uruthuru

Well, at least that solves the missing work issue.

WTWTTSWY get arrested by Bridge Four for graffitiing the Ghostblood symbol on random halls in Urithiru. Also for graffitiing lots of Spears.

Posted
9 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

Well, at least that solves the missing work issue.

WTWTTSWY get arrested by Bridge Four for graffitiing the Ghostblood symbol on random halls in Urithiru. Also for graffitiing lots of Spears.

Ask Shallan why you shouldn't mess with me. *Shows ghostblood tattoo on shoulder*

WTWTTSWY are accused of cannibalism. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Ask Shallan why you shouldn't mess with me. *Shows ghostblood tattoo on shoulder*

WTWTTSWY are accused of cannibalism. 

Sheepish. “Okay, I admit it. I’m a Kandra.”

WTWTTSWY accidentally caused a riot by splitting your face to prove you’re a Kandra?

Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

Sheepish. “Okay, I admit it. I’m a Kandra.”

WTWTTSWY accidentally caused a riot by splitting your face to prove you’re a Kandra?

"Give me your children"

WTWTTSWY had to eat your friends child to fulfill a contract?

Edited by Frustration
Posted
59 minutes ago, Frustration said:

"Give me your children"

WTWTTSWY had to eat your friends child to fulfill a contract?

I’m not actually allowed to kill. The contract forbids it. You’ll have to kill the child first. ...And since when do I have human friends anyway? And it just occurred to me that Harmony got rid of Contracts... 

WTWTTSWY grab a knife and murder your evil ex-master?

Posted
5 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

I’m not actually allowed to kill. The contract forbids it. You’ll have to kill the child first. ...And since when do I have human friends anyway? And it just occurred to me that Harmony got rid of Contracts... 

WTWTTSWY grab a knife and murder your evil ex-master?

This is fun!!

What is the wrong thing to say when you realize that Hoid is secretly your next door neighbor?

Posted
39 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

This is fun!!

What is the wrong thing to say when you realize that Hoid is secretly your next door neighbor?

Spoiler

Kelsier is ordering more assassination attempts on Jasnah... which I am TOTALLY NOT involved in and know nothing about.

WTWTTSWY have somehow managed to convince a Hoid that you are here to kill his GF?

ROW spoilers

  • 4 weeks later...
Posted
On 1/27/2021 at 5:06 AM, Kingsdaughter613 said:
Spoiler

WTWTTSWY have somehow managed to convince a Hoid that you are here to kill his GF?

 

"Why are you so mad at me?"

WTWTTSW Hoid starts hiring assassins to kill you?

Posted
42 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

"Why are you so mad at me?"

WTWTTSW Hoid starts hiring assassins to kill you?

“Stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent. Hide in plain sight. Never compromise the Assassin Brotherhood. Nothing is true, everything is permitted. I work in the dark to serve the light.”

WTWTSWY are on a secret mission to take down a master Templar in the Cosmere?

Posted

Ah right, I have to update my social media. *proceeds to inform everyone that they're on a secret mission*

WTWTTSW your best friend and your little sister want to suddenly join you on your mission?

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