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12 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

“Ha ha! I wanted to see if you would catch that! I needed to know if you earned that grammar police badge or not. It was all a test! But you see, you actually failed. If you look at your response, you made a gramatical error! This is strike one, bucko! Two more, and you lose that badge. Be careful, I am always watching.” *sweats uncomfortably and tries to think of more crem to say*

WTWTTSW someone proposes to you.

I know this was already answered, but...

"Sorry, I only like you as a friend."

9 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Do I know you?

WTWTTSW You see a bear?

okay, I got double ninja'd. wow.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH A BEAR!"

WTWTTSW you're eating a meat pie?

Posted
58 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

WTWTTSW you're eating a meat pie?

To the vegtatarines (Someone help me spell this) in the room: Want some? It's really good. *Proceeds to force-feed meat pie to them*

WTWTTSW you draw nightblood.

Posted

I'm suddenly having a moral epiphany about my own ethical standpoint.

WTWTTSW you accidentally cause the apocalypse please i really need to know what to avoid

Posted
10 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Everyone stay calm! You probably won't die!

WTWTTSW you get caught on the 17th shard at school. An answer soon would be appreciated.

It's.... homework. That's it homework.

What is the worst thing to say when the last piece of cake mysteriously disappears?

Posted

Oi difn'f *swallows* do it. *wipes frosting from face*

What is the worst thing to say when someone tells you they're pregnant. 

Posted

*looks at friend* I told you, about a year ago, remember! you said they totally weren't, but they would've had to be really fat otherwise.

WTWTTSW someone pulls a gun on you

Posted
1 minute ago, Kings_way said:

*looks at friend* I told you, about a year ago, remember! you said they totally weren't, but they would've had to be really fat otherwise.

WTWTTSW someone pulls a gun on you

Spoiler

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What's the worst thing to say when you are rescued from the island you crashed on after four years.

Posted
1 minute ago, Kings_way said:

*looks at friend* I told you, about a year ago, remember! you said they totally weren't, but they would've had to be really fat otherwise.

WTWTTSW someone pulls a gun on you

*points behind them* Fire!

Ninja'd!

Just now, Ark1002 said:
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What's the worst thing to say when you are rescued from the island you crashed on after four years.

Leave me alone!

WTWTTSW your friends have just finished the meal you served them?

Posted

I found the ingredients growing in my compost.

What's the worst thing to say when aliens land in front of your house?

Posted (edited)
16 hours ago, Nameless said:

WTWTTSW You see a bear?

Bosco!?
(Does anyone get this reference?)

Edit: wrong thing again.

In reply to Ark’s comment: Guys, the Crystal Gems are here!

WTWTTSW you find out your fanfic is actually canon?

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, JesterLavorre said:

WTWTTSW you find out your fanfic is actually canon?

*proceeds to sue author for copyrighting my work.*
 

WTWTTS when you find out you’ve won the lottery?

Edited by Danex
Posted (edited)

Heh, seems like those fifty million dollars I spent on lottery tickets finally payed off.

WTWTTS when your family intervenes you for video game addiction? 

Edited by Eluvianii
Posted (edited)
On 9/16/2020 at 9:51 AM, Shard of Reading said:

To the vegtatarines (Someone help me spell this) in the room: Want some? It's really good. *Proceeds to force-feed meat pie to them*

WTWTTSW you draw nightblood.

Vegetarians.

9 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

Heh, seems like those fifty million dollars I spent on lottery tickets finally payed off.

WTWTTS when your family intervenes you for video game addiction? 

One minute. I need to finish the level. What was it you said again? 

WTWTTSW your homework isn't finished and it's time for class.

Edited by Mist
Posted
Just now, Nathrangking said:

Do you want me to fall asleep?

What is the worst thing to say when your best friend asks you to do them a favor?

"Sure, anything!"

WTWTTSW, after the above conversation, your friend asks you to help them kill someone?

Posted
4 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

"Sure, anything!"

WTWTTSW, after the above conversation, your friend asks you to help them kill someone?

*Starts backing away slowly.* Can you give a moment to think it over?

What is the worst thing to say when you get blamed for something that your sibling did?

 

Posted (edited)

But I dared him/her to do it.

WTWTTSW your on a family vacation.

Edited by Retrac
Posted

Wait a second... You’re not my mom! 

What’s the worst thing to say when you’re on the subway?

Posted

I'm sorry, but my iron levels are already on the clouds. 

WTWTTS when you discover your guardian is an evil step-mother?

Posted (edited)
On 9/16/2020 at 7:40 AM, Shard of Reading said:

WTWTTSW you are watching a sad movie.

*Laughs*

On 9/18/2020 at 9:12 PM, Eluvianii said:

WTWTTS when you discover your guardian is an evil step-mother?

I would like to assist you.

WTWTTS when your brother asks for a crossbow for your birthday?

Edited by Enter a username
Posted
6 hours ago, Enter a username said:

*Laughs*

I would like to assist you.

WTWTTS when your brother asks for a crossbow for your birthday?

Would that be manual crank or automatic?

What is the worst things to say when you break your older sister's computer?

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