Worst Thing to Say

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

“You know that person ________ (whatever person your friend has a crush on) I’ve already asked her out, and she said yes! You could be the third wheel on our date, if you want.”

WTWTTSW you just asked someone out, and they said no?

[Hen she/her]

I do not believe that you're having a root canal that day okay? I just don't. 

What's the worst thing to say in a Walmart self check out?

[Channelknight Fadran]

"I just scanned this oreo pack ninety times, and now my total is $200! I want to see your manager." *complaining at the machine*

WTWTTS when you accidentally dropped a car on a random pedestrian?

[Nathrangking he/him]

I wonder if they have car insurance?

What's the worst thing to say when you summon an extra dimensional entity?

[Eluvianii he/him]

Finally, my life's work is done! 

Now go clean the house, will you? I have books to read. 

What's the worst thing to say at your sister's wedding? 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Yeah, I'm sure you'll be happy. The girl he was with yesterday certainly was!

WTWTTS When you are eating dinner?

[SirWolfe]

5 hours ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

Yeah, I'm sure you'll be happy. The girl he was with yesterday certainly was!

WTWTTS When you are eating dinner?

"Have I ever told you about the time I ate a bucket cow dung thinking it was chocolate pudding?"

WTWTTS When you walk downstairs in the middle of the night for a snack, only to come face-to-face with a burglar?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Do you want a cookie?

What's the worst thing to say to your sibling's fiance at the engagement party?

[Channelknight Fadran]

I have a crush on you, by the way.

The worst thing to say to a cop in any circumstance.

[dannnex male]

Yeah, I thought about becoming a cop, but I figured I wouldn’t have any time for my hobby, arson. 

Wtwtts as your final words?

[Nathrangking he/him]

I'm not who you think I am.

What's the worst thing to say when your pizza is delivered late?

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Now listen, it’s not my fault the dogs attacked you on the way in, they were hungry for pizza and you were late!

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These are starting to sounds like Farside comics

WTWTTSW you accidentally sneeze on the President?

[Nathrangking he/him]

5 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Now listen, it’s not my fault the dogs attacked you on the way in, they were hungry for pizza and you were late!

WTWTTSW you accidentally sneeze on the President?

You are now immune.

What's the worst thing to say to your cellmate in prison?

[NameIess]

(This is assuming you have two cellmates) *Throw book at cellmate* "Storms, what'd you throw that book at'im for? Rust, but he's big, and he's comin' fer you!"

WTWTTSW your cellmates figure out that you tricked them into nearly killing each other?

[dannnex male]

Sorry mates, but those dudes over in cell block B woulda beat me to smitherines if I hadn’t!

WTWTTS when your cellmates and those dudes in Cell Block B all realized that you tricked them?

[Nathrangking he/him]

I have a plan to escape. Contact your SO to wire 10000 dollars to my bank account.

What's the worst thing to say when they realize that there is no escape plan?

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Guards! Guards! I those people in cell block B threatened to beat me. When we go out into the yard can I get a truncheon? 

WTWTTS when the officers don't give you a truncheon?

[NameIess]

"Listen guys, it wasn't my fault! The guards said that if I did it they would tell me who the snitch was!

WTWTTSW Your cellmates beat up some random person you said was the snitch?

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

 

14 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

WTWTTSW you accidentally sneeze on the President?

Spoiler

“You deserve it.” 

 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

I know my lies are hard to believe, but I appreciate you guys believing in me. I was the snitch BTW.

WTWTTSW you break out of prison.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Haha, suckers! See you back home!!! *Runs to house*

WTWTTSW you realize the cops followed you?

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Haha, suckers! See you back home!!! *Runs to house*

WTWTTSW you realize the cops followed you?

You'll never take me alive.

What's the worst thing to say when the cop's surround your house?

[revelryintheart she/her]

5 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

You'll never take me alive.

What's the worst thing to say when the cop's surround your house?

Hey mom? We might need to set out more dinner plates.

WTWTTS when your brother dislocates his kneecap and gets into a car accident in the same week? (true story)

[dannnex male]

Hey, at least it can’t get any worse!   *things then begin to get worse*

WTWTTS when you find your best friend kissing your sister?

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ooh! My turn!

wtwtts when you are playing a strad