GeneralHZRD he/him Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 Don’t say it, no.. stop it, don’t you dare! I would normally pick a shotgun, but for this situation I’m going with the baguette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormlit Shard he/him Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 What do you do when you have to eat cheese? I HATE ketchup, peanut butter, people etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 that wasnt my question i have about 2 trillion questions, starting with what the heck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted September 28, 2023 Report Share Posted September 28, 2023 Ok, so here’s how to make mayonnaise and salmon ice cream. I’ll do it. But only if you throw in a zebra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ he/him Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 I could eat a horse! But only if it is exotic. Why wouldn’t he shave his head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 Why is that mannequin bald? Gesundheit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroPhile he/him Posted October 9, 2023 Report Share Posted October 9, 2023 My favorite Minecraft mod is Pehkui. Look, under the circumstances, it seemed a perfectly reasonable thing to do, alright? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted October 11, 2023 Report Share Posted October 11, 2023 Why on earth did you put your hand in the vat of superglue? Sometimes, you just gotta try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted October 13, 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 Why did you jump headfirst in an erupting volcano right as a tornado was going to hit it? YOU! SHALL! NOT! PASS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted October 13, 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 Do you mind if I use the... Oh... okay. It's not about the money, it's about the principle of the thing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted October 13, 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 Come on!! We could sell this pure soul for six, maybe seven hundred thousand dollars! We could pay off the house with it! That would be a wonderful idea if it weren't for the fact that you just cut off my arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted October 14, 2023 Report Share Posted October 14, 2023 How about a game of golf? He insisted! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted October 15, 2023 Report Share Posted October 15, 2023 Did you put my cat on your bagel? Oh, yeah. You’d be surprised at the taste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted October 15, 2023 Report Share Posted October 15, 2023 You use your own sweat as salt? Four is way too many. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted October 15, 2023 Report Share Posted October 15, 2023 You wish to have three fingers, correct? Mm hm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted October 15, 2023 Report Share Posted October 15, 2023 you ate the pony? It's better with sugar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 Rae, have a look at my new baby! Isn't she adorable? Kvothe's left toenail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 Mmm, that ravioli was delicious. What's the secret ingredient? It's only a little damaged... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 Hey, you know the $1500 signed limited hardback first edition of Oathbringer (given to me by Brandon himself) that I lent you? You've been reading it for almost a year - seriously, can I have it back now? Be careful when peeling! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 Thanks for the prisoner…I have some torture ideas, stuff I can do to his skin… No, that was my identical twin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 Did you just press the button to launch those nuclear bombs?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEES 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 Hey, can you scream the alphabet at me? There are two things I can say here and neither are good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted October 25, 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 (edited) So how about the weathe...oh. It looks like the atmosphere has vanished. Why did you do that! I specifically said to not to! Edited October 25, 2023 by Wittles of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted October 26, 2023 Report Share Posted October 26, 2023 I ate your bug collection…it tasted good. Alright, I’m ready. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted October 26, 2023 Report Share Posted October 26, 2023 Okay, the plan goes as follows: you get into the cannon, I prime the fuse, and fire. You fly for a few miles then open your parachute (assuming you're alive) and land on the target. Understood? Good. Ready when you are. GET OUT OF MY HEAD- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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