The Aspiring Archivist any Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 How do you read so fast? 2 out of 13 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 (edited) how would you rate your local lightbulb pedestrian? a nice dose of salmonella Edited January 18, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist any Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 What is your favorite part of eating raw eggs? Hire a general contractor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium he/him Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 Why did the chicken cross the road? But where's the laser cursor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 Didn't I tell you to stop drawing red dots on the walls in sharpie? I tried, but I couldn't get the cello to fit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 Did you like the new microwave? Ough... That's the fifth time today, isn't it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 I got lost in your bedroom. I found a job! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 Why did you stop working? I thought they were raisins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 Where did my slugs go? The king of llamas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 Who were you talking to? Because I looked in the mirror. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 how did you know to brush your hair like that? Duh. Everyone knows that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 Can you believe pink fluffy unicorns are dancing on rainbows? It's a matter of perspective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 You shot him, stole his wife, burned down his house, killed his dog, and ate all his food?! Eggs. Always eggs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 How do you get your hair to be so glossy? Because purple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 Why should we steal more souls? It Begins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 Why are your eyes black! I'm hungry, alright! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 MY HOUSE IS GONE ...Is that a bad thing or...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 Did you commit arson yesterday? Alexander Hamilton and the knights of the round table 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 Who put a red sock in the whites hamper again? Definitely an eggroll 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 What do the pyramids look like to you? iRisH PoTatOeS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 What's the best projectile for pirate ship cannons? A grapefruit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 What did you just throw at the man? There's no way. I was driving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 Did you put the mice in my socks? Only on even numbered days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 Do you give us your soul of your own free will and volition? Technical drawings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 what is the best way to identify a genetically modified rat? Wakka wakka 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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