Telrao Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: Though I have seen all of Rings of Power, which I thought was awesome. *Hisses violently despite being in human form* "The Amazon series? This is sacrilege!" *Pulls out elvish longbow & nocks arrow onto the string* "Take. it. back." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 .....I mean.....I.....didn't see anything wrong with it....can you....tell me why....it's sacrilege? So I can be informed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 (edited) *Hisses again* *Chanting* "They ignore sacred history wrote By Tolkien, the Originator. Characters added, characters lost, Plotline twisted, given to rot, In the pit of adaptions that despair, Never exposed to the air." *Stands and paces* "Six thousand years of History, Warped by Amazon's hands, Broken, twisted, DESTORYED. Evil now permeates the lands." Edited November 16, 2022 by Telrao 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Telrao he didn't know any better. Please don't kill him. How about we have some muffins instead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 (edited) *pauses for a moment* "Fine." *puts bow wherever the heck it came from* *Sits down again* *Violently throws muffins* Edited November 16, 2022 by Telrao 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *looks at Telrao thoughtfully* *mutters* I wonder what would happen if I gave you a bunch of tiny doughnuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *Hears Insa with cat hearing* "I would throw them at people and devour the ones I kept gleefully" *satisfyingly opens A guide to Tolkien by David Day* "This... is actually good. I stole it from a book sorting thing on Urban Mission." *laughs gleefully* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 11 hours ago, Telrao said: *Hisses again* *Chanting* "They ignore sacred history wrote By Tolkien, the Originator. Characters added, characters lost, Plotline twisted, given to rot, In the pit of adaptions that despair, Never exposed to the air." *Stands and paces* "Six thousand years of History, Warped by Amazon's hands, Broken, twisted, DESTORYED. Evil now permeates the lands." I also like Rings of Power don't kill me but this makes good points and is also a very impressive poem! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 ...You stole a book? Successfully? I think I know a few people who might want to take notes from you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 14 hours ago, Telrao said: Telrao, now in her human form, nods. "That's true." She takes another bite of muffin and settles down onto a beanbag, collecting her copy of The Fellowship of the Ring. "Anyone wanna talk Tolkien?" YES! YESYESYESYESYES! 14 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: I've only read and seen Fellowship. Nothing past that. I seriously need to work on that. ... You WHAT?!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 4 hours ago, InfiniteInsanity said: ...You stole a book? Successfully? I think I know a few people who might want to take notes from you... Technically - my sanity rests on this - technically I didn't steal it. This was a book-sorting centre. People donate books they no longer want, and these people recycle, reuse, or sell them for charities. They did say that we could take some books... and I took two. But I didn't tell anyone. But... y'know... technically not stealing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Well if they told you that you could take some then it isn't stealing at all. They gave them to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Hum, true. But we were meant to write on a little sheet the books we took, and we were meant to show them the books so they could decide whether or not they wanted to keep them or sell them so.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Still. I wouldn't count it as stealing. They said you could take them. This will seem really random to y'all but... If you had wings like some people think angels do and someone were to rip them off, how much pain do you think you would be in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Oh, a LOT. The massive scale of these wings would require several major arteries to keep them functional. In that fact, you would lose an extreme amount of blood, while also being in excruciating pain. It would be like ripping both your arms off simultaneously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Oh. Yeah I guess that's true. Whelp. There's another character that I've severely traumatized. Fun! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 My word, really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Yeah. It's a lot of fun. Let's see in this story alone, one character is an assassin assigned to kill her own best friends (and possibly some of her family I haven't decided yet), one is one of the aforementioned best friends and is very close to being stabbed, then there is the wings person, there is a guy who witnesses the angel wings things. Other characters have had their entire military units die except for them, held hostage by their own parents, and taken away from parents at a young age and growing up on their own. Traumatizing characters is way too fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Just now, InfiniteInsanity said: Traumatizing characters is way too fun. It is, in the insanity clinic I've traumatized Emma quite a bit. Killed Wizard and Calano right in front of her in fact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Ooof - is that why Wizard's an immortal tiger boi now? And like, in my stories, I generally avoid trauma - but I might have something in mind for traumatizing Telrao in my short story series. Maybe. Then I'd have to put a content warning, and those are annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Telrao said: Ooof - is that why Wizard's an immortal tiger boi now? In a nutshell, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 I've found that if there isn't at least a little trauma then the story flops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 True... we only have to look at Brando Sando's books to see what real trauma is like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Yes. Yes. His books have some real trauma in them as far as I've read. It's kind of shocking sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 (edited) We aren't really on the topic of swearing or muffins anymore, but I have a topic to Uɴɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. I swear using: Storms Scud Pretty standard, I know But here's where it gets exciting Spud Scudmuffins Spudmuffins They're really good fake curse words. Edited November 17, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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