Certified Gay Disasters

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Howdy folks
I seek thy wisdom

So the situation with the person I’ve been telling y’all about is the same 
Currently moving
Currently on break
Currently unsure what’s going to happen in the future 

We were texting back and forth Tuesday
And then Wednesday I was like “hey, I know things are busy right now, do you think you might be free to hang out this week or would it work better to go out another week?”
No reply
Complete radio silence 

And break ends soon, the last day is Monday 
So
I’m at a bit of a loss for what to do

In their defense, staying in between houses at an Airbnb, having people constantly in and out of the house, taking driving lessons, and having to study for said lessons all simultaneously is about as good a reason for not responding as you can get

But at the same time 
We were texting normally 
And they had time to go shopping for clothes
And plan an outing with a friend
So like

Bwa

And I’d just wait to see them in person
But uuuhhhhhhh
I don’t even know if we attend the same school anymore 

The children yearn to double text 

[Usseewa ✾ They♡Them ✾]

5 hours ago, Through The Living Ghost said:

YESSS WE OFFICIAL NOWWWW WE HELD HANDSSSSS

That's great!

On 3/10/2026 at 10:31 PM, Through The Living Skies said:

Spoiler

 

I'm the one on the left :3

well... I'm getting there.

 

I used to not even be as "nice" as the person on the right, sigh.

[Verdance he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Spartan said:

Howdy folks
I seek thy wisdom

So the situation with the person I’ve been telling y’all about is the same 
Currently moving
Currently on break
Currently unsure what’s going to happen in the future 

We were texting back and forth Tuesday
And then Wednesday I was like “hey, I know things are busy right now, do you think you might be free to hang out this week or would it work better to go out another week?”
No reply
Complete radio silence 

And break ends soon, the last day is Monday 
So
I’m at a bit of a loss for what to do

In their defense, staying in between houses at an Airbnb, having people constantly in and out of the house, taking driving lessons, and having to study for said lessons all simultaneously is about as good a reason for not responding as you can get

But at the same time 
We were texting normally 
And they had time to go shopping for clothes
And plan an outing with a friend
So like

Bwa

And I’d just wait to see them in person
But uuuhhhhhhh
I don’t even know if we attend the same school anymore 

The children yearn to double text 

You have until Monday? Could you give them the benefit of the doubt until the weekend?

[momadrac they/them]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Spartan said:

Howdy folks
I seek thy wisdom

So the situation with the person I’ve been telling y’all about is the same 
Currently moving
Currently on break
Currently unsure what’s going to happen in the future 

We were texting back and forth Tuesday
And then Wednesday I was like “hey, I know things are busy right now, do you think you might be free to hang out this week or would it work better to go out another week?”
No reply
Complete radio silence 

And break ends soon, the last day is Monday 
So
I’m at a bit of a loss for what to do

In their defense, staying in between houses at an Airbnb, having people constantly in and out of the house, taking driving lessons, and having to study for said lessons all simultaneously is about as good a reason for not responding as you can get

But at the same time 
We were texting normally 
And they had time to go shopping for clothes
And plan an outing with a friend
So like

Bwa

And I’d just wait to see them in person
But uuuhhhhhhh
I don’t even know if we attend the same school anymore 

The children yearn to double text 

double text

I think that they're worth that

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Girl said:

That's great!

I'm the one on the left :3

well... I'm getting there.

 

I used to not even be as "nice" as the person on the right, sigh.

that's epic

 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Grass said:

You have until Monday? Could you give them the benefit of the doubt until the weekend?

Sort of

The final day of break is Monday but that’s the day they’re moving from the temporary Airbnb into the new permanent house 

Saturday I have an event that they could come to, I’d love to have them, but I doubt they’d want to go

So effectively it’s kinda only Sunday

1 hour ago, momadrac said:

double text

I think that they're worth that

Yeahh

Uh

Idk what to say 

[Usseewa ✾ They♡Them ✾]

Just now, Through The Living Spartan said:

 

Yeahh

Uh

Idk what to say 

omg that's so real

[momadrac they/them]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Spartan said:

Sort of

The final day of break is Monday but that’s the day they’re moving from the temporary Airbnb into the new permanent house 

Saturday I have an event that they could come to, I’d love to have them, but I doubt they’d want to go

So effectively it’s kinda only Sunday

Yeahh

Uh

Idk what to say 

do they like avatar?

[Verdance he/him]

Fr fr so relatable 

there is a reason i defaulted to edgyswordname as a username 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, momadrac said:

do they like avatar?

No I don’t think so lol

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Spartan said:

No I don’t think so lol

Nooooooo! How could they

i need to finish that show

[momadrac they/them]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Spartan said:

No I don’t think so lol

ah pity

well you could call them and say 'I have something important to tell you can you hang out on Sunday?"

get some boba, maybe 

tell them with words or write a letter, give it to them, then go order the boba while they read

[Usseewa ✾ They♡Them ✾]

Just now, Through The Living Grass said:

Nooooooo! How could they

i need to finish that show

you... haven't finished it??

jkjk

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grass said:

Nooooooo! How could they

i need to finish that show

What

How have you not finished it

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Girl said:

you... haven't finished it??

jkjk

My parents banned it three year ago when it mentioned “the spirit realm”

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Oh hey I just realized I never actually commented on this situation

Unfortunately, the only way someone's ever revealed a crush on me was with an elaborate puzzle, and neither of us was moving away, so I don't have much experience there.

Hmm...

Honestly, I'd probably try just ripping off the bandaid

Like just straight up text them "Hey I have something to tell you" and then "I've had a crush on you for a while" (or whatever you wanna say.)

I wouldn't be so up-front normally, but since they're leaving...

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grass said:

My parents banned it three year ago when it mentioned “the spirit realm”

??? Excuse me???

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Hmmm lies said:

Oh hey I just realized I never actually commented on this situation

Unfortunately, the only way someone's ever revealed a crush on me was with an elaborate puzzle, and neither of us was moving away, so I don't have much experience there.

Hmm...

Honestly, I'd probably try just ripping off the bandaid

Like just straight up text them "Hey I have something to tell you" and then "I've had a crush on you for a while" (or whatever you wanna say.)

I wouldn't be so up-front normally, but since they're leaving...

??? Excuse me???

That is among one of the more psychotic conservative parent things they have done, yes

[momadrac they/them]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

Nooooooo! How could they

i need to finish that show

its on in the background right now lol

i've watched it 7 times front to back in the last 2 years

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

6 minutes ago, momadrac said:

ah pity

well you could call them and say 'I have something important to tell you can you hang out on Sunday?"

get some boba, maybe 

tell them with words or write a letter, give it to them, then go order the boba while they read

That sounds… horrifying 

The idea is just to do like a regular hang out and then keep the letter on me and give it to them at the end 
And be like “hey, this is for when things die down a bit and you’re settled”

That way they have time to process without being stuck there having to give an immediate answer 

And that way I get to skidaddle and escape all immediate consequences like the coward I am lol

7 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

My parents banned it three year ago when it mentioned “the spirit realm”

 

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

That is among one of the more psychotic conservative parent things they have done, yes

Man we’ve gotta plan a jail break for you

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Spartan said:

That sounds… horrifying 

The idea is just to do like a regular hang out and then keep the letter on me and give it to them at the end 
And be like “hey, this is for when things die down a bit and you’re settled”

That way they have time to process without being stuck there having to give an immediate answer 

And that way I get to skidaddle and escape all immediate consequences like the coward I am lol

 

Man we’ve gotta plan a jail break for you

Im moving out in the fall

and I’m satisfied with my position. There are a lot of people in here who are closeted and legit need jailbreaking and I don’t have anything to be closeted for so it would be disrespectful to say i need help

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

11 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

My parents banned it three year ago when it mentioned “the spirit realm”

...goddamn

@KnightSkye Reforged new person to add to the jailbreak list

10 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

Oh hey I just realized I never actually commented on this situation

Unfortunately, the only way someone's ever revealed a crush on me was with an elaborate puzzle, and neither of us was moving away, so I don't have much experience there.

Hmm...

Honestly, I'd probably try just ripping off the bandaid

Like just straight up text them "Hey I have something to tell you" and then "I've had a crush on you for a while" (or whatever you wanna say.)

I wouldn't be so up-front normally, but since they're leaving...

??? Excuse me???

THANK YOU

THAT'S WHAT I'VE TOLD HIM

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Spartan said:

That sounds… horrifying 

The idea is just to do like a regular hang out and then keep the letter on me and give it to them at the end 
And be like “hey, this is for when things die down a bit and you’re settled”

That way they have time to process without being stuck there having to give an immediate answer 

And that way I get to skidaddle and escape all immediate consequences like the coward I am lol

 

Man we’ve gotta plan a jail break for you

*sigh*

[Verdance he/him]

Yeah uh from experience, planning out talking to your crush is a mistake tbh

situations are different keep in mind, but- just tell her.

—

im fine friends, im an adult and i can handle another four months living with my family l. Done it for like eighteen years already.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

8 hours ago, Through The Living Skies said:

Cute!!!

HEHEHE YES

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

Im moving out in the fall

and I’m satisfied with my position. There are a lot of people in here who are closeted and legit need jailbreaking and I don’t have anything to be closeted for so it would be disrespectful to say i need help

Ah that’s good

*hugs*

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

THANK YOU

THAT'S WHAT I'VE TOLD HIM

Buddy. 
I hand wrote this thing
My hands are jacked, we’re scheduling surgery this summer
Do you have any idea how much effort and how much time it took to write this thing by hand for each draft?
Not once
Not twice
Not thrice
Not four times
Nor five
But six total times

I am not doing this over text
I put my storming heart into doing this in person with a letter ok

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Ghost said:

HEHEHE YES

Everyone is getting partners I'm jealous