The 100,000th post wins!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

2276- No happiness that’d leave me with.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

2277 - I see no reason why we can’t use lift

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

2278 - what’s goin’ on?

[Lunamor she/her]

2279- And I say HEYYYYYYY-EY-EY

[CadCom he/him]

Some quick maths:
This thread began on 04/10/2020. 
That was 1,539 days ago. 
I am post 2280
2.28% of the way there. 
This means we're currently averaging about 0.0015% progress per day. 
At our current average pace, we have approximately 65961 days left until we get to post 100000
Divided by 365.25, that's approximately 180.6 years. 

Clearly we need to speed up posts if we are ever going to have an overall victor.
Here's my proposal: We set up intermediate winners. 
Next winner at 3,000 posts
Then at 5000,
Then at 10,000, and every 10,000 after that. 

---2280--

[BlueWildRye he/him]

2281

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

2282- what am I to post. 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

2283- it would be an achievement to make it to 10000, but we need to do that 10 more times

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2284- that's going to be easy, it definitely won't take like a million years to get to it

also pineapples are very yummy

[LightRinger he/him]

100,000 - !!! I win

[reisleK she/her]

2285 - @LightRinger, that's is not how it works sadly. However, if one is to put a cosmere hot take we could speed this up. (aka if someone said I love moash or something storming crazy like that) 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

2286 - No, you don't love Moash, he is the worst human being in the Cosmere.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

6 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

2286 - No, you don't love Moash, he is the worst human being in the Cosmere.

2287 - agreed - Wayne, The Lopen, and Kelsier on the other hand are the bestest human beings in the Cosmere.

[LightRinger he/him]

2289 - since this is by post, one still counts, but I fixed the numbers with this post. 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

On 7/12/2024 at 11:54 AM, Unintelligenius said:

2284- that's going to be easy, it definitely won't take like a million years to get to it

also pineapples are very yummy

2290- yes SIR. Thank you. I always love to find other pineapple enjoyers

on a separate note, who loves Pomegranates?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2291 - Meh. Pomegranates are just okay.

Mm, pineapple...

[BlueWildRye he/him]

2292 - Pineapple is the closest thing to ambrosia we have, as stated on the "Does pineapple belong on pizza?" thread.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

On 7/13/2024 at 4:54 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

2291 - Meh. Pomegranates are just okay.

Mm, pineapple...

10 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

2292 - Pineapple is the closest thing to ambrosia we have, as stated on the "Does pineapple belong on pizza?" thread.

2293- pomegranates are second only to pineapples, which you’re legally required to love 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

35 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

2293- pomegranates are second only to pineapples, which you’re legally required to love 

2294- pomegranates are fourth after pineapples then raspberries then blackberries

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2295 - 

...y'all do know that ambrosia is an actual dish, right?

It's oranges, pineapple, and shredded coconut.

...sometimes I see people but marshmallows in it, but my family uses orange juice instead.

Actually, I've only seen it in the South; dang westerners.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

25 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

2295 - 

...y'all do know that ambrosia is an actual dish, right?

It's oranges, pineapple, and shredded coconut.

...sometimes I see people but marshmallows in it, but my family uses orange juice instead.

Actually, I've only seen it in the South; dang westerners.

2296 - Uhhhh I need to eat that like right now

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

9 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

2296 - Uhhhh I need to eat that like right now

2297 - It's pretty good 

Edited July 20, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

12 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

2295 - 

...y'all do know that ambrosia is an actual dish, right?

It's oranges, pineapple, and shredded coconut.

...sometimes I see people but marshmallows in it, but my family uses orange juice instead.

Actually, I've only seen it in the South; dang westerners.

2298- Ambrosia is also considered a food of the Gods in mythology, and only they can eat it. Luckily, we have pineapple

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

13 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

2296 - Uhhhh I need to eat that like right now

2299 - same

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

2298- Ambrosia is also considered a food of the Gods in mythology, and only they can eat it. Luckily, we have pineapple

2300 - Yeah, I know. I just grew up with the actual dish before I learned about the mythological kind