The 100,000th post wins!!!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

YOU SAID THE WORD THAT MUST NOT BE SAID TAKE SHELTER IT IS COMING

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[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

Dang. I didn't know this thread existed.

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Edited January 3, 2025 by WhiteHairedDrifter

[BridgeBoi]

8 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

YOU SAID THE WORD THAT MUST NOT BE SAID TAKE SHELTER IT IS COMING

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Voldemort? 

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[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

8 hours ago, BridgeBoi said:

Voldemort? 

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Based on context, I can only assume he means the word "bored"

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[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

11 hours ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

Based on context, I can only assume he means the word "bored"

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*They

And no, the word was "Crazy."

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[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

On 1/4/2025 at 5:40 PM, NerdyAarakocra said:

*They

And no, the word was "Crazy."

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Mb

Ah, I see. You'd have to be crazy to use that word...

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Edited January 6, 2025 by WhiteHairedDrifter

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

*sigh* he didn't even number his spam...

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[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

On 1/8/2025 at 3:35 AM, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

*sigh* he didn't even number his spam...

2293. holy crap WhiteHariedDrifter go to bed at a reasonable hour, why are you up at 3 am!??

[lilmage99 She/Her]

Amazing that we're only at 2294

[Keke They/he]

2295. Our kids are gonna be continuing this thread. Maybe their kids. So our grandkids

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

MMCCXCVI

Quote

Scienticians originated from what is now known as Zimbabwe during the early Bronze Age, until the mid 20th century. At this time, they were randomly relocated due to fear of utter annihilation at the hands of a Robert Mugabe-instigated genocide. They are a product of scientists and mathematicians. The most famous of these continues to be Sir Isaac Newton who, in a startling coincidence unknown even to himself, was from Zimbabwe. The exploits of Scienticians have dazzled many, including Queen Victoria, who was particularly amazed when an unknown British Scientician took his underwear off without removing his trousers. Unfortunately, behavior such as this led to the belief that all Scienticians were evil wizards and time travelers, a fact vehemently denied as "absurd" by Scienticians. It is worthy of note that Merlin was a Scientician, which is a fact that these deniers firmly ignored.

Impact of Scienticians

Scienticians have made many advances in technology, including the toaster, bubble gum, those things you can put on the back of your phone which light up when you get a text, gravity, sticks, marmalade, The Pope, the rock band "The Hives" and much more.

Today, the iPod cable is widely acknowledged as the most useful invention of the Scientician. Before the invention of iPod cables, the iPod was simply used to prop up desks and light up dark rooms. Now, it is used to transport large quantities of pornography, music and podcasts (also invented by a Scientician).

 

[Keke They/he]

2297. I stand by my earlier statement also WE CANNOT LET THIS THREAD DIE!

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

On 1/30/2025 at 7:42 AM, Thee insane said:

2297. I stand by my earlier statement also WE CANNOT LET THIS THREAD DIE!

2298. But what if we do?

[Experience he/him]

2 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

2298. But what if we do?

2299. No, we can't let Feruchemical Bowser's child ever die

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 minute ago, Experience said:

2299. No, we can't let Feruchemical Bowser's child ever die

But it will at the 100,000 post 

[Experience he/him]

1 minute ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

But it will at the 100,000 post 

Nah, someone will win there, but because there's a winner we will need a grand celebration.

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Edited February 2, 2025 by Experience

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, Experience said:

Nah, someone will win there, but because there's a winner we will need a grand celebration.

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We get a cake mail it to them and Brandon Sanderson will pop out 

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[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

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[Experience he/him]

6 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

We get a cake mail it to them and Brandon Sanderson will pop out 

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If only we knew their address and they were still active...

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[Keke They/he]

19 hours ago, Experience said:

If only we knew their address and they were still active...

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They probably will be seeing as they posted it that day……

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[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

They probably will be seeing as they posted it that day……

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OOOH I WANT A CAKE 

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[Experience he/him]

2 hours ago, Thee insane said:

They probably will be seeing as they posted it that day……

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...wut?

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[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, Experience said:

...wut?

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.... I think I'm confused. And confusing you too. Sorry. 

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[Experience he/him]

5 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

.... I think I'm confused. And confusing you too. Sorry. 

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Nah you're all good haha

I was just talking about Feruchemical Bowser, who was the creater of this thread, but their account has since been nuked so we'll never be able to send cake to them

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[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Ohhh that's sad 

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