The Happy Inquisitor: A Restaurant

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

14 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

You know, I was visiting this place called Cheecago the other day, and they had this amazing drink called Root Beer there. Kind of like carbonated ginger water. Do you think you could throw that together?

Zeoy thought for a moment. “I think we have something like that in the back. Hold on a second...” She walked around the back. “‘Ey Lunamor! We have any more carbonated soda?“

@Lunamor

[Lunamor she/her]

54 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Zeoy thought for a moment. “I think we have something like that in the back. Hold on a second...” She walked around the back. “‘Ey Lunamor! We have any more carbonated soda?“

@Lunamor

Lunamor scoffed. “This is airsick lowlander drink. He hurts your mouth and makes you burp out of nose.” He sighed. “But we do have a few cans.” He tossed an off brand can of ginger ale to Zeoy.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The bartender caught it. “Thanks, Luna.” She walked back to her place behind the bar and set the can down. “This is all we got, I’m afraid. I suppose I could see what I can do to spice it up a bit though.”

[Channelknight Fadran]

Fadran shakes his head. "Nah, this is fine. How much is it cost?"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

25 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Fadran shakes his head. "Nah, this is fine. How much is it cost?"

Zeoy shrugged. "How much ya think it's worth? I don't really go by set prices, 'cause what I mix up isn't on any menu. Honestly, this drink is only worth how much it satisfies you; after all, I hardly did anything to get it to ya. The most I can do for ya is put it in a glass with ice. All I'm saying, honey, is it's not worth all that much." 

[Channelknight Fadran]

Well, thanks. How about a meal, though? I find myself quite hungry out of a sudden.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Ah, that's not my area of expertise. Hmm... I remember us having a waiter a while back, but I'm not sure if he's here anymore. Ah, what the storms, you can take a seat wherever you want, there's menus at every table. I'll ask Luna to have someone be with ya." She smiled, then turned her head toward the kitchen and yelled, "LUNA!"

[Lunamor she/her]

Lunamor poked his head out of the kitchen. “What do you need?”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

“This guy needs to order and I dunno where our waiter went.”

[Lunamor she/her]

“Yeah, they enjoyed quitting without giving notice.” He turned to Fadran. “What would you like to eat?”

[Channelknight Fadran]

I'm eyeing your Chouta. Could I get one of those?

[Lunamor she/her]

“Why certainly!” Lunamor bustled into the kitchen to go fry up something that was just labeled as “meat”.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapor stands up and brushes herself off. "Finally! The cabinet looks amazing!" Everything is fixed and where it should go. Vapor walks over to Lunamor at the fryer. "What would you like me to do next?" she says.

[Lunamor she/her]

"Could you work on creating some new stew recipes? It has been a while since the menu was updated."

[Vapor she/her]

"Of course!" Vapor says. She grabs a pen and paper.

Hours later, she comes up to Lunamor with a recipe. "This soup is made for Mistings. It's basically regular soup with your choice of metal in it." She stares at her recipe for a moment."So, what do you think?"

Edited June 16, 2020 by Vapor

[SwordNimi]

*Clears throat* "One chouta and a jug of Horneater White please."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Zeoy folded her arms. “That drink has been banned from this facility.”

[+Doomstick he/him]

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Wow I forgot my character’s name

oh it’s just stick

“Catch!” Shouts Stick as a mug of Horneater moonshine that stays in the mug only because of the stormlight glowing around it, manipulating its adhesion to the glass and the cohesion of the liquid

Edited July 7, 2020 by The Last Post

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

On 1/31/2019 at 9:00 PM, Lunamor said:

Hello all, and welcome to The Happy Inquisitor! This is a restaurant located in Urithiru, Roshar. We have a diverse, delicious, and ever expanding menu! Check it out below. The only payment required for your meal is a story! This restaurant is managed by:

Me, Lunamor as the owner and a cook/waiter

@Shard of Thought as the drinkmaster

@DoomStick as the head of advertising and pastry chef

@MacThorstenson as a baker

@Dr. Dapper as the barkeep

@Taradiddle as the greeter

and @beantheboy12 as a (now retired) baker.

I realize I am very late to this restaurant, but are you hiring?

[Lunamor she/her]

11 hours ago, RadiantDramaQueen said:

I realize I am very late to this restaurant, but are you hiring?

"Sure! What position would you like?"

Edited July 7, 2020 by Lunamor

[AonEne he/him]

20 hours ago, The Last Post said:

Wow I forgot my character’s name

oh it’s just stick

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Stick, that's such a mood.

Ene falls out of an air duct. "Wait, how the heck did I get in there?"

[Vapor she/her]

Vapor stares at Lunamor. "Hello?"

[+Doomstick he/him]

“Seriously?! I repaired that yesterday!”

[AonEne he/him]

"Sorry! I don't know how I got here!"

[Lunamor she/her]

Lunamor jumps, declares something about being hit on the head, and goes into the kitchen to prepare who knows what.