The Happy Inquisitor: A Restaurant

[AonEne he/him]

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So shall we retire to a PM now? Or... 

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

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no idea

 

[AonEne he/him]

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How about the Rooster Teeth PM, until we figure out what we’re doing from here. 

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

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We could just do it at the cotwr thread too

 

[John Flamesinger he/him]

John put down his shoe and broke the 4th wall.

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All right you fokes, I... wait, am I in a quote box! Sweet! Anyway, what are you guys talking about?

John came back through the 4th wall, and looked at Luna. "That. Was. Fun."

[Lunamor she/her]

Lunamor just grumbled.

”Reality is oftentimes boring. It’s like a fantasy novel but without magic and constant witty banter.”

[John Flamesinger he/him]

*portal appears*

*hand reaches through portal*

*drops copy of Halo MCC*

*Slowly lowers Xbox, TV, Controller, Power Generator, paper with Wifi password*

"OOOOO"

*John sits down, somehow sets it all up, and somehow connects to wifi through portal*

*Hand gives thumbs up and leaves, but leaves the portal open for John's wifi*

*grumbling comes through portal about the excessive asterisks used in this post*

[AonEne he/him]

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But that’s WhiteRose, it would be weird for our headquarters to randomly be in the same place. Plus it’s specifically Alleyverse. 

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

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Wouldn’t cotct also be allyverse?

 

[AonEne he/him]

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Not necessarily, you have to get some approval to be a guild and I’m not sure we want the consequences of being fully canon. Semicanon is probably easier, like how THI is partially in the Alleyverse and partially not. 

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

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Oh

 

[John Flamesinger he/him]

John looked up from his game at the quote boxes and sighed. This was still confusing.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

I magically appear just inside the door and reluctantly take off my headphones to scan and process the room.

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So, does this rollplay have a point, or is it just a bunch of random characters in a restaraunt? (No complaints about either case.)

 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Brightness Warrior said:

I magically appear just inside the door and reluctantly take off my headphones to scan and process the room.

 

Zeoy waved from the front desk. "Welcome, sugar, can I get'cha anything to drink?"

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Well, the original point was to appease two Sharders who couldn't decide between cookies or stew. But now one of the founders is gone, and he carried a bunch of the plot.  But, you can always find a smiling face here! And yes, it's a lot of random. Not linear at all. The Happy Inquisitor kind of exists out of time itself.

 

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

"Alllllllright..." I move to the counter, idly sweeping a lock of purple hair away from my face. After a few moments of utter silence, "I'd love a root beer, if you have any. Um...The Awakened stew, can it talk? Just curious." I begin to crack my knuckles for no reason, but they're awkwardly loud.

[Lunamor she/her]

“Probably not!”

Luna yells from the kitchen.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Zeoy reached under the counter, grabbing a can of root beer. "Here ya go! It's cold, don't worry," she added. "Fabrials are handy."

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The front door opens, and A.C. cautiously peers in. “It’s been quite some time since I’ve had a meal here. Is the restaurant still open? I could really go for a soup, if it is. I feel famished.”

[+Doomstick he/him]

*insert joke about COVID-19*

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

*Laughs, then ponders own safety*

Edited June 10, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Lunamor she/her]

57 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

The front door opens, and A.C. cautiously peers in. “It’s been quite some time since I’ve had a meal here. Is the restaurant still open? I could really go for a soup, if it is. I feel famished.”

“We are open, though have not had customers for a very long time. Which type of stew would you prefer?”

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

32 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

“We are open, though have not had customers for a very long time. Which type of stew would you prefer?”

“The good kind please! And also awakened. I think that’s on the menu I have here.”

[Lunamor she/her]

3 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

“The good kind please! And also awakened. I think that’s on the menu I have here.”

Lunamor nodded, gesturing for A.C. to take a seat at a table and bustling into the kitchen. As the doors closed, faint Unkalaki cursing could be heard as a mistakenly awakened dish towel attempted to do whatever a dish towel thought the definition of "be delicious" is.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad wandered in, having followed the delicious smell of the soup, wondering at this restaurant they had never seen before. They took one look at the menu and wilted in shock. “You sell awakened food here?” 

Edited June 10, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[Lunamor she/her]

"Is very good! You can-" grunting sounded as what seemed to be the whirring noise of a garbage disposal was accompanied by the sound of an angry dishtowel army fighting an angry silverware army. Eventually the garbage disposal, after gaining a quite higher pitch in tone, fell silent, though one could almost hear faint battle cries being flushed down the drain. "You can taste the rainbow!" Lunamor finished, striding back out of the kitchen and balancing a giant bowl of stew in one hand, conspicuous bits of shredded cloth covering his apron.