John Flamesinger he/him Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 "Thank you Lopen!" John smiled happily at his now signed shoe. He wondered how Luna was doing. ----------- The person currently sitting at his computer sat back shocked that Luna was able to defeat everything so easily. He hit the rewind, and redid the Simulation, making sure it hit Roshar again. With 6327 more shoes. 6327 shoes that say 'I'm not a shoe' 6327x3 turtle doves 6327 pounds of garbage And way too many partridges no longer in trees.
Lunamor she/her Posted September 3, 2019 Author Posted September 3, 2019 Lopen requested that John hand him his other shoe. ———————— “WHY ME!” Lunamor ran back inside and barricaded the door.
John Flamesinger he/him Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 John gladly gave The Lopen his other shoe. ------------ The person behind the computer grinned. This was fun! ----------- "Something wrong, Luna?"
Lunamor she/her Posted September 3, 2019 Author Posted September 3, 2019 Lopen ran into the kitchen with it and emerged a short time later with some suspicious looking chouta that he claimed was a burger. —————————— “Are shoe storms common in the lowlands?”
John Flamesinger he/him Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 "Thank you Lopen"! John was so blinded of being in the presence of The Lopen he didn't notice it was chouta. He turned to Luna. "Shoe storms? No, why?" Meanwhile, an ambulance flew past the window, siren blaring, followed by a reindeer with a red nose.
Lunamor she/her Posted September 3, 2019 Author Posted September 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, John Flamesinger said: "Thank you Lopen"! John was so blinded of being in the presence of The Lopen he didn't notice it was chouta. He turned to Luna. "Shoe storms? No, why?" Meanwhile, an ambulance flew past the window, siren blaring, followed by a reindeer with a red nose. Lopen grinned and ran back inside the kitchen, his mission accomplished. Lunamor just shook his head. ”Go outside and see for yourself.”
John Flamesinger he/him Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 John walked outside and everything was calm. Very sunny, in fact. And no shoes anywhere. He walked back inside, ignoring the train that flew through the sky, turning end on end. That happened everyday, right? "I didn't see anything, Luna." The moment the door closed, another wave of shoes came through, but John wasn't paying attention.
Lunamor she/her Posted September 3, 2019 Author Posted September 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, John Flamesinger said: John walked outside and everything was calm. Very sunny, in fact. And no shoes anywhere. He walked back inside, ignoring the train that flew through the sky, turning end on end. That happened everyday, right? "I didn't see anything, Luna." The moment the door closed, another wave of shoes came through, but John wasn't paying attention. “Then you must be blind.” Lunamor walked outside. “Wait, why is it sunny indoors?!”
John Flamesinger he/him Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 The person behind the computer started laughing as he made the hole in the ceiling bigger. Then he dropped a shoe on Luna's head before he could duck away.
Lunamor she/her Posted September 3, 2019 Author Posted September 3, 2019 Lunamor broke the fourth wall and threw the shoe at the guy behind the computer.
John Flamesinger he/him Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 The guy behind the computer was sent to the hospital and the ceiling of the tower was fixed, and Luna was sent back through the 4th wall.
Lunamor she/her Posted September 3, 2019 Author Posted September 3, 2019 Lunamor stormed back through the door, slamming it closed behind him. “There should be no more shoes, for now.”
John Flamesinger he/him Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 "Except for this one," John said, pulling his shoe out of the Chouta. He looked out the window. "And those." You couldn't see anything outside but shoes. They all said, 'I'm not a shoe'
Lunamor she/her Posted September 3, 2019 Author Posted September 3, 2019 Lunamor stormed back outside and lashed all the shoes out the window.
John Flamesinger he/him Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 The man in the hospital behind a computer put more out, smiling at the 4th wall filter that Luna couldn't get through.
Lunamor she/her Posted September 3, 2019 Author Posted September 3, 2019 Lunamor offered the man behind the computer stew in exchange for peace.
John Flamesinger he/him Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 The man agreed, and then Lunamor heard something that was going on behind the man through the man's phone: "Honey, where is my shoe collection?"
Lunamor she/her Posted September 3, 2019 Author Posted September 3, 2019 Lunamor gave him a pot of stew then got out of there as quickly as possible.
John Flamesinger he/him Posted September 3, 2019 Posted September 3, 2019 John was trying to figure out how to clean his shoe that was put in chouta.
Lunamor she/her Posted September 3, 2019 Author Posted September 3, 2019 But it was impossible. Chouta stains everything.
+Doomstick he/him Posted September 4, 2019 Posted September 4, 2019 On 9/1/2019 at 3:20 PM, AonEne said: @The Last Post Quote Church of the ChristmasTree
AonEne he/him Posted September 4, 2019 Posted September 4, 2019 Quote What thread is that in? “Okay, take me there,” Slate whispered. @The Last Post
AonEne he/him Posted September 4, 2019 Posted September 4, 2019 26 minutes ago, The Last Post said: “Okay” Quote No OOC answer?
+Doomstick he/him Posted September 4, 2019 Posted September 4, 2019 Quote I dunno there isn’t a thread
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