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Hello all! Once again it is time for the yearly festivities of the ookla the mokovial©! You may have noticed other, stinkier threads that have been necro'd about it, but i figured that info is all completely outdated and unreliable and besides, you can't trust that shifty Kaymyth, can you! Not when you have ol' grand pappy Eero here to tell you the real truth!

So....Ookla you say? You want to know the real reason for the holidays my boy? Well just sit right there and let me lay about some truth upon you!

You see, a long, long time ago, when earth was in a more primordial state, Fierce God Fire and Willowy God Water were up in arms.

"Water, you always douse my passions!" Claimed Fierce God Fire.

"Well you, Fire, you always burn away my securities!" retorted Willowy God Water.

Both were at an impasse. So, they turned to the wisdom of wise mother earth.

"Mother earth," they said in unison, "Why must we always be so at odds? Can you not help us find a common ground?"

"Well, children," Started wise mother earth in her slow drawl, "Let me think on it."

And so she thought. Long and hard she thought. For eons and ages.

 

Fast forward a few hundred millennia, and not that long ago (on a cosmic perspective), a man you may know by the name of Peter Ahlstrom, who happens to be brandon's assistant, was born! And that's why we rename ourselves to "Ookla the <something>" every year, children! Right up until koloss head munching day, i.e. brandon's birthday (or until we get bored of it)

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Why hasn't Chaos joined in since 2012?   it's the most wonderful time of the year With the Koloss head munching And everyone telling you be of good cheer It's the most wonderful time of the

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Hello all! Once again it is time for the yearly festivities of the ookla the mokovial©! You may have noticed other, stinkier threads that have been necro'd about it, but i figured that info is all com

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I prefer, as the prominent public face of 17S and its administration, to never change my username so that people always know who they can contact. Let's be real, this festival is confusing.

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3 minutes ago, Ookla Personified said:

Should I redo my Ooklafication to better fit the "Ookla the X" format? 

Up to you, my man. Feel free to change your name to follow the herd. Or don't. I'm an ookla, not a cop.

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Only the Hivemind is many, for they have become one. But the army of Ooklas has risen, and we will march upon the threads of the 17th shard. Until the koloss head is munched, lo, we will march until that day. 

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51 minutes ago, Chaos said:

Eerongal doing mod work, what is this madness ;) 

Why hasn't Chaos joined in since 2012?

 

it's the most wonderful time of the year
With the Koloss head munching
And everyone telling you be of good cheer
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap-happiest season of all
With those gunpoint greetings and short bloody meetings
When friends come to blows
It's the hap-happiest season of all
There'll be murders for hosting
Human skulls for toasting
And killing out in the snow
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories of
Ookla seasons long, long ago
It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much murdering
And hearts will be spiked out
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be murders for hosting
Human skulls for toasting
And killing out in the snow
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories of
Ookla seasons long, long ago
It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much murdering
And hearts will be spiked out
When love ones are near
It's the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year
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1 hour ago, Chaos said:

Eerongal doing mod work, what is this madness ;) 

i know, right? Next thing you know, i'll be a dreaded "productive member of society" again. I can't stand by and allow such atrocities, which is why instead of standing by and doing nothing, i'm instead sitting by and doing nothing.

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