The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Frustration]

I've always found rocs kind of interesting. Like it's a bird that can grab an elephant in either claw and caary them away, very cool.

23 hours ago, Ookla the platypus said:

i've thought about it, so I might. 

Dew it.

23 hours ago, Ookla the platypus said:

If my sister was on the Shard, she'd love that. She loves fry sauce.

She has good taste then.

[Immortal Platypus]

fine, I'll go join when I have time.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I really do love

A steaming bowl of great food

The best of roc stew.

[Immortal Platypus]

i don't know what to say to that...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Say yes.

Immediately.

[Immortal Platypus]

yes immediately.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

One word to rule them all…

Spoiler

Food.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

No, this this word to rule them all

Spoiler

ROOT!!!!!!!

 

[Telrao she/her]

*pulls out the One Ring* *puts it on* *turns into the Dark Lord* BWUHAHAHAHA

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

No this

Spoiler

Dragons

Dragons

DRAGONS

DRAGONS!!

 

[Immortal Platypus]

okay, your word wins.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I know it does. All dragons are best words.

[Immortal Platypus]

especially dragons with cool fonts, colors, and backgrounds.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

YEP

EXACTLY!!

[Edema Rue she/her]

It’s been 9 hours. That’s more than enough for you. 
besides, I have better words. 
 

Spoiler

ROOT DRAGONS!!!

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Ta'veren said:

 

  Reveal hidden contents

ROOT DRAGONS!!!

 

Spoiler

This is terrifying.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

No, those are terrifying. too rooty

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

If I'm being honest, I never thought I'd hear you say those words. "Too" rooty? That doesn't sound like you!

[Immortal Platypus]

look, I like root, but Root Dragons are too much. I'm not @Ookla the Ta'veren for pete's sake.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hey! There is no such thing as “too rooty”. My root dragon and I will rule the…everything. 

[Immortal Platypus]

you can have the...everything as long as I get the cosmere and all its contents.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It is my turn for win.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

No.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Perhaps in 20 hours you may take this. Perhaps sooner.

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

[Edema Rue she/her]

Translation for all the humans here: It’s time to roll the dice.