The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Telrao she/her]

This fact is very true

I can confirm this cool fact

Haikus are easy

[S. Stormy she/her]

Where is my hairbrush

Back there is my hairbrush

...take care of my brush

[Cinnamon]

Omigosh I love veggie tales and silly songs with Larry!!!!!!!

Larry Cucumber 
and bob the tomato are 
Extraordinary

If it doesn’t have 
a tail it’s not a monkey 
that’s my childhood.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

What is occurring in this thread now? It's been a while.

[Immortal Platypus]

THE HAIKU GUILD HAS ARRIVED Bookwyrm!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

If I snort lemons,

Do I gain magic power?

I surely hope so!

Edited December 8, 2022 by Ookla the Myopic

[Immortal Platypus]

i wouldn't advise.

snorting lemons is quite bad.

it will surely hurt.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Why haikus?

[Immortal Platypus]

we are haiku guild

we speak in haikus a lot

check this thread for more.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But...

Why?

Why not poems, or riddles, or literally anything else?

[Immortal Platypus]

Because haikus rule.

they are the rulers of all.

haikus are awesome.

[S. Stormy she/her]

Haiku are eas'yer

When you don't need to convey

Something specific.

*loses*

Edited December 8, 2022 by Ookla the Pencil Taxi

[Immortal Platypus]

takes win so ookla's

prophecy is now correct

now i am winning.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

I had no idea

That writing an haiku could

Be so difficult.

[Immortal Platypus]

you have six in first

that is very illegal

fix it for me please.

Quote

also, you have "an haiku" instead of a haiku

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the OG color war was...

insane.

I guess I won't start it again.

for now

[Immortal Platypus]

good. for szeth's sake.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Yum yum yum yum yum

YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM

Yum? Yum. Yum yum yum. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What has thou cursed us

with? Nothing too dreadful I hope

Otherwise shakespeare

[Edema Rue she/her]

8 syllables, friend

Your middle line had issues

The curse is evil. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Thy tosh has gone kabosh!

In other words it exploded.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Shakespeare’s a hottie

Try to fight me I dare you

Refrigerator. 

[PyroPhile]

On 11/4/2018 at 5:43 PM, Rebecca said:

Tacos for everyone!

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Do I get a taco?

[Immortal Platypus]

do you want one?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Ooo, I definitely want a taco. Too bad it's not Tuesday. Tacos taste better on Tuesday.