The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Edema Rue she/her]

That—that’s not how it works. Even semi-aquatic, egg laying mammals of action aren’t immune to balefire. 

[Immortal Platypus]

17 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Lets try this translator.

"Only water can harm me."

Alright then.

*Dumps bucket of water over the platypus.

I don't recall saying that. and ow, but also doesn't kill me. Try again, or don't. Actually, please don't, most things don't feel good. That actually wasn't too bad though. you can do that again.

17 minutes ago, AesSedai318 said:

That—that’s not how it works. Even semi-aquatic, egg laying mammals of action aren’t immune to balefire. 

But us immortal ones are, so there.

I'm semi-aquatic, therefore invulnerable to all types of fire/explosions. Take that Mr. Explody Dude, AKA Wizard.

Edited November 16, 2022 by ImportantQuestions

[Telrao she/her]

*rises from the earth* *burps* *descends once again*

[Immortal Platypus]

why did you do that. either way, teach me how to remain hidden. It's always useful even if you're a mostly immortal platypus

[Telrao she/her]

*pokes head out of the ground* "Hmph. Imagine that." Telrao (in her smol floofy cat form) rises and levitates to where the mostly-immortal-platypus stands.*disappears back into the ground*

"That, mostly immortal platypus, is how you hide. Become fully Immortal and take the powers that are owed. Then you shall remain unseen." 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Telrao explodes*

[Telrao she/her]

*Telrao reforms and slapps Wizard*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I AM FREE! Sorry Telrao, but you are now stuck as part of Mashadar. I am free, gloriously FREE!

[Edema Rue she/her]

*gives forsaken high fives, sends them off to kill da platypus*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Sends three Gholam as a precaution*

[Telrao she/her]

*Releases dark magic and burps* "Hmm... doesn't taste too good."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

*Wins.

But like, seriously this time.*

[Edema Rue she/her]

*apologizes*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Sneezes*

[Telrao she/her]

*sneefs*

[Robin Sedai she/her]

*sneeches*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Screeches*

[Telrao she/her]

*peaches*

[Immortal Platypus]

Why does everyone *cough@AesSedai318 cough* want to kill me. I did nothing wrong. *tells forsaken as they arrive that if they don't attack me I won't utterly destroy me off the face of the universe. Forsaken attack anyway. Forsaken get destroyed of the face of the universe.

[Edema Rue she/her]

*coughs.*

I need a platypus to haunt me

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The human mind wishes to destroy the undestroyable, thus by saying you are indestructible, we immediately tried to find a way and failed.

Welcome to the unkillable club.

[Edema Rue she/her]

My wizarding friend. 

Have you ever heard of Mat Cuathon?

You aren’t quite as unkillable as you suspect. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

[Immortal Platypus]

26 minutes ago, AesSedai318 said:

*coughs.*

I need a platypus to haunt me

I will split my soul in two and one part will inhabit my body and one part will haunt you. Happy? Also, I'd like to point out that I tried to say I wasn't immortal, just nearly so which I guess would be a similar effect

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*Throws {Redacted} at the platypus*