The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I've heard of them, just never played them.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

NEVER MIND THIS POST WAS NINJA'D.

Edited November 9, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[AonDoor he/him]

On 6/7/2019 at 10:43 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

What a coinciDANCE

I'm bringing this post back to light and starting a thread for it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I am back here after a long absence.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I have returned from a place and I am back from the place which I left to which I am now back from where I did nothing except for everything but all the things I didn’t do and everything I would never do and I played music and let’s not ever talk about it again  

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, @The Halcyon Girl.

[Telrao she/her]

Hehe... I'm here now.

Now, a story:

There once was a dog. He was a very happy dog. One day, he went to the dog park. He got bullied by another dog. That day, he went home very sad, and cried himself to sleep. The next day, the dog didn't get up. He had accidentally murdered his pet hamster in his sleep, and was feeling very depressed. He stayed in his dog bed, weeping.

His owner walked up to him and asked "Wherefore, my pup, dost thou weepest?"

The dog replied: "I hath been bullied, and murdered the small swine that was mine. Dear owner, what sooth dost though have?"

The owner hesitated, then replied: "Thou needest therapy, dear pup." And so that day, the dog and the owner went to the therapist. The dog soon recovered from his trauma, and the owner became very poor, because therapy is expensive.

The End.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I WANTED TO GIVE YHAT REP BUT IM ALREADY OUT. HUMPH.

21 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, @The Halcyon Girl.

Wellll… 

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I went to my great-uncle’s funeral, for which I stayed at my grandparent’s for two days. It felt incredible to be able to no more school.

And also I played violin and my mom played piano at the funeral (“Nearer, my God, to Thee) and it was okay of a performance and also I had a lot of ponderations during the funeral about how death gives life new meaning

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

If she weighs the same as a duck.

She's a witch!

[That1Cellist he/him]

I think everyone here has lost possession of their sanity.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

You ever heard of Monty Python?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

17 hours ago, Telrao said:

Hehe... I'm here now.

Now, a story:

There once was a dog. He was a very happy dog. One day, he went to the dog park. He got bullied by another dog. That day, he went home very sad, and cried himself to sleep. The next day, the dog didn't get up. He had accidentally murdered his pet hamster in his sleep, and was feeling very depressed. He stayed in his dog bed, weeping.

His owner walked up to him and asked "Wherefore, my pup, dost thou weepest?"

The dog replied: "I hath been bullied, and murdered the small swine that was mine. Dear owner, what sooth dost though have?"

The owner hesitated, then replied: "Thou needest therapy, dear pup." And so that day, the dog and the owner went to the therapist. The dog soon recovered from his trauma, and the owner became very poor, because therapy is expensive.

The End.

... WHAT.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

2 minutes ago, Sequence said:

... WHAT.

.TAHW ...

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And that my liege is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

And that my liege is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.

You are very wise in the ways of science, Sir Bedevere.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

It's been scientifically proven that the end of the world will occur and when it does it'll turn into banana cream pie

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

It's been scientifically proven that the end of the world will occur and when it does it'll turn into banana cream pie

Do you know how to tell if someone is a witch?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Yeah doesn't everyone know how to tell which is which

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Do you know how to tell if someone is a witch?

Well tell me, what do you do with witches?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

WE BURN THEM!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What do you burn apart from witches?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

More witches!

Shh!

Wood!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So, why do witches burn?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gooooood! So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?

Edited November 14, 2022 by Sequence