The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just now, Telrao said:

For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

(GLaDOS my gosh)

But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake.

You just keep on trying
'Till you run out of cake.

And the science gets done,
And you make a neat gun.

For the people who are still alive.

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake.

You just keep on trying
'Till you run out of cake.

And the science gets done,
And you make a neat gun.

For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry,
I'm being so sincere right now,
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me

And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just now, Telrao said:

I'm not even angry,
I'm being so sincere right now,
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me

And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data
Make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta,
We're releasing on time!

So I'm GLaD I got burned,
Think of all the things we've learned
For the people who are
Still alive.

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

Now these points of data
Make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta,
We're releasing on time!

So I'm GLaD I got burned,
Think of all the things we've learned
For the people who are
Still alive.

Go ahead and leave me
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you?
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke
Haha! Fat Chance!

Anyway, this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just now, Telrao said:

Go ahead and leave me
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you?
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke
Haha! Fat Chance!

Anyway, this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me still talking
When there's science to do.
When I look out there,
It makes me GLaD I'm not you!

I've experiments to run,
There is reaserch to be done.
On the people who are
Still alive!

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

Look at me still talking
When there's science to do.
When I look out there,
It makes me GLaD I'm not you!

I've experiments to run,
There is reaserch to be done.
On the people who are
Still alive!

And believe me I am
Still Alive!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

4 minutes ago, Telrao said:

And believe me I am
Still Alive!

I'm doing science and I'm
Still alive!

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

I'm doing science and I'm
Still alive!

I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
Still Alive!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

And while you're dying I'll be
STILL ALIVE!

@Telrao

Edited November 8, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Telrao she/her]

3 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

And while you're dying I'll be
STILL ALIVE!

And when you're dead I will be
STILL ALIVE!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just now, Telrao said:

And when you're dead I will be
STILL ALIVE!

STILL ALIVE!

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

STILL ALIVE!

Still Aliiiiveee

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just now, Telrao said:

Still Aliiiiveee

Moving to the next game:

Well here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure.
Remember when you tried to
Kill me twice?

Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing.
Under the circumstances
I've been shockingly nice.

[Telrao she/her]

3 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Moving to the next game:

Well here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure.
Remember when you tried to
Kill me twice?

Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing.
Under the circumstances
I've been shockingly nice.

 

You want your freedom? Take it
That's what I'm counting on
I used to want you dead
But now I only want you gone

 

She was a lot like you
Maybe not quite as heavy
Now little Caroline is in here too
One day they woke me up
So I could live forever
It's such a shame the same
Will never happen to you

Quote

Nvm it's 10 minutes

Edited November 8, 2022 by Telrao

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

4 minutes ago, Telrao said:

 

You want your freedom? Take it
That's what I'm counting on
I used to want you dead
But now I only want you gone

 

She was a lot like you
Maybe not quite as heavy
Now little Caroline is in here too
One day they woke me up
So I could live forever
It's such a shame the same
Will never happen to you

 

You've got your short sad life left.
That's what I'm counting on.
I'll let you get right to it.
Now I only want you gone.

Goodbye my only friend.
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
If it wern't so sad.

Well you have been replaced.
I don't need anyone now.
When I delete you maybe
[REDACTED]

Edited November 8, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Telrao she/her]

1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

You've got your short sad life left.
That's what I'm counting on.
I'll let you get right to it.
Now I only want you gone.

Goodbye my only friend.
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
If it wern't so sad.

Well you have been replaced.
I don't need anyone now.
When I delete you maybe
[REDACTED]

Go make some new disaster
That's what I'm counting on
You're someone else's problem
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just now, Telrao said:

Go make some new disaster
That's what I'm counting on
You're someone else's problem
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone

Now I only want you

Gone.

*Cheers*

[Telrao she/her]

2 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Now I only want you

Gone.

*Cheers*

*Applauds, cries a little bit, the applauds again"

Congrations! Weeee done it!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*Wheatly monolouge*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Why is everyone making portal references?

[Telrao she/her]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

Why is everyone making portal references?

*angry Potato Glados noises*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

If you're singing the entirety of two well-known songs, that's more than a reference.

Ninja'd

Edited November 8, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

4 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

well-known songs

See that's the thing, I don't know those songs.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

See that's the thing, I don't know those songs.

A lot of people do. They're slightly dated, but still well-known.

[Telrao she/her]

3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

See that's the thing, I don't know those songs.

Dear Sir,
You need an education. I stand here before you (in cyberspace) to tell you that Portal 1 and 2 are two of the best puzzle games ever produced. The story, the action, the puzzles - all add up to make an amazing game. You should play them!