The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Build a bridge out of her.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Ah, but can you not also build a bridge out of stone?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Does wood sink in water?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

 No. No.

No, it floats! It floats!

Throw her into the pond!

The pond! Throw her into the pond!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What also floats in water?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Bread!

Apples!

Uh, very small rocks!

Cider!

Uh, gra-- gravy!

Cherries!

Mud!

Uh, churches! Churches!

Lead! Lead!

A duck!

Oooh.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Exactly! So logically...

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

And therefore...

[Szeth's Facepalm]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm humanssss are delicious on toasssssstttt or with porriiiiiiiidge

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A witch!

A witch!

A witch! A witch!...

Here is a duck. Use this duck.

Quack. Quack. Quack.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

And that is as far as my memory goes!

Edited November 14, 2022 by Sequence

[Szeth's Facepalm]

that's the shortest time I've ever won methinks

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Quite sad for you ineed ;-;

[Szeth's Facepalm]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

Quite sad for you ineed ;-;

yes ineed 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"No! Not the Knights who say Ni!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The same!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I have not seen this movie!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

In this picture there are forty people. None of them can be seen. In this film we hope to show you how not to be seen.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

You hide behind that one hill over yonder. Yeah, the one they point the camera at. That one.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

In this film we hope to show how not to be seen. This is Mr. E.R. Bradshaw of Napier Court, Black Lion Road London SE5. He can not be seen. Now I am going to ask him to stand up. Mr. Bradshaw will you stand up please

In the distance Mr. Bradshaw stands up. There is a loud gunshot as Mr. Bradshaw is shot in the stomach. He crumples to the ground

This demonstrates the value of not being seen.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Good sir, I have a question. What if there are no guns around? Do we still have to be not seen?"

[Telrao she/her]

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

In this film we hope to show how not to be seen. This is Mr. E.R. Bradshaw of Napier Court, Black Lion Road London SE5. He can not be seen. Now I am going to ask him to stand up. Mr. Bradshaw will you stand up please

In the distance Mr. Bradshaw stands up. There is a loud gunshot as Mr. Bradshaw is shot in the stomach. He crumples to the ground

This demonstrates the value of not being seen.

I step up next to Wizard. "My Lord," quoth I, "Thou hast shot a merry gentelman, yea, a lad who had held the family's treasure. Indeed, wast he not the last of his kin? Now, my Lord, thou hast shot him in the navel. Now he lieth dead upon the ground. Thou now hast his treasure. What sayeth thou, sir?"