The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Immortal Platypus]

*dodges away* I already said that can't hurt me probably. I've never tested {Redacted} before.

[Edema Rue she/her]

*sighs*

*gets Dr Doofenzhmirtz and Perry the Platypus*

“Guys this is Phillip the platypus, he needs friends, emotional support, and also to be killed. Please proceed.”

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Oh, right! Sorry."

*Throws {Redacted for personal safety} instead*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Shouldn't we just accept the inevitable and just stop trying to kill Questions?

He's important too.

*Wins*

[Edema Rue she/her]

Fiiiiiiinnnee Questions can live. For now. 

*beats the homeless magic user*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Coughs*

You fool! I have been trained in your Jedi Arts by Count Dooku.

*Coughs*

[Immortal Platypus]

"Um... Count Dooku was a Sith silly. He won't be able to train you in Jedi arts, you must be a sith. Perry, Doofenzhmirtz, get him instead!!"

*Retrieves {Redacted for personal safety} from where it fell next to me because Nerdy missed*

"And you thought I'd redact what could hurt me. I'd probably never mention it."

*Collapses an entire forest of small trees on Nerdy*

"And that's for trying to kill me. Perry, Doofenzhmirtz, you're next if you try to kill me. And Ms. Sedai318, you told them I was a normal platypus. You should have told them I was an immortal platypus. You've failed me. Do not fail me again or I will collapse a forest of small trees on you, too. Also, Perry, Doofenzhmirtz, I changed my mind, you can go home. Or, if you want to stay here, I always have room for more friends."

 

*Can we just admire that I've been this up-to-date in school. It's hard.

Edited November 16, 2022 by ImportantQuestions

[Edema Rue she/her]

Yeah anywho…

I win?

Maybe?

Pretty please?

[Immortal Platypus]

nope, not allowed for a non-platypus to win.

[Telrao she/her]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

*Apologises* Don't worry I'll leave you alone (maybe)

*duplicates {redacted for personal safety} and yeets it very accurately at the mostly immortal platypus*

[Immortal Platypus]

*It hits me*

"ACK!!!! Just kidding. It didn't hurt. I told you I wouldn't tell you what could hurt me."

[Telrao she/her]

"Well, scud." *thinks for a few moments*

"Ah HAH! I know! Your natural predator - dingos!" *picks up dingo* "DINGO DOOM!!!"

*yeets dingo at mostly immortal platypus*

[Immortal Platypus]

"Ha ha, a normal dingo could never defeat me!!"

*Grows massive and dingo gets spiked on ankle barbs. Shrinks down and dead dingo falls off*

[Edema Rue she/her]

“YOU SCUDDING CODFISH!”

that dingo was just hungry and you killed him. 

maybe he had hopes and dreams. 

maybe he wasn’t even a he. 

[Telrao she/her]

*sad* "That dingo had a life... he had a family!"

[Immortal Platypus]

"It wasn't my fault. Why'd you through my natural enemy at me. Natural instinct."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Pulls out black cat*

LET THE BAD LUCK PARTY COMMENSE!

[Telrao she/her]

*shatters mirror* YEAHHH

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Uhh, UhHH.

*Quickly looks up things that cause bad luck*

4!

9!

13!

17!

39!

666!

[Immortal Platypus]

I love bad luck!!!!

*tips 666 saltshakers over*

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

*Contemplates Life*

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Uhh, UhHH.

*Quickly looks up things that cause bad luck*

4!

9!

13!

17!

39!

666!

You did that too?

[Telrao she/her]

*sets up multiple ladders and walks under all of them*

Weaklings - I already knew what causes bad luck! Haha!

Edited November 16, 2022 by Telrao

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yes

A Coyote just passed me and it was heading north. Seems like good luck! *Said while in a theatre*

[Edema Rue she/her]

Macbeth!

*said while in a theatre*
 

That…that might have been too far.