The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[S. Stormy she/her]

3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

 

of course my answer is write. You're only allowed to read this riddle once. Another good one is, "A plane crashes directly on the border between Washington and Montana. Where do you bury the survivors?"

 

Spoiler

Well. The survivors shouldn't be buried. Also... Washington and Montana?  

 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

5 minutes ago, ImportantQuestions said:

of course my answer is write.

Actually your answer was: "The forest collapsed on him, obviously"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

 

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Well. The survivors shouldn't be buried. Also... Washington and Montana?  

 

How did you quote that as me o.O

Just now, Shining Silhouette said:

Actually your answer was: "The forest collapsed on him, obviously"

*Eyes widen further*

HIDE HE'S IN KING'S WIT MODE!

Edited November 17, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Immortal Platypus]

ok. three good ideas

Spoiler

Boredom. Loneliness. Heartbreak.

Wizard, tell me yes or no in spoiler tags.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 minute ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

How did you quote that as me o.O

What are you talking about

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Shining Silhouette said:

What are you talking about

HE REALLY IS IN KING'S WIT MODE!

HIDE BEFORE YOU ARE BUR- AGGHHHH!

[Immortal Platypus]

2 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Well. The survivors shouldn't be buried. Also... Washington and Montana?  

 

yes

Spoiler

SHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't make the second flaw obvious, it's intentional.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

3 minutes ago, ImportantQuestions said:

ok. three good ideas

  Reveal hidden contents

Boredom. Loneliness. Heartbreak.

Wizard, tell me yes or no in spoiler tags.

Spoiler

No, No, and No.

 

Edited November 17, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[S. Stormy she/her]

A murderer is chasing you. You run into a house and slam the door shut, locking it behind you. But it's flimsy and he's going to knock it down soon. In front of you are three 9-feet thick, lockable doors. Each one is labeled. They say, 

Pool of Alligators

Lion that Hasn't Eaten in Months

Roaring Fire

 

Which one do you go in?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

3 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Which one do you go in?

Spoiler

This one

3 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Lion that Hasn't Eaten in Months

 

I hide from him in the spoiler boxes. It is warm and safe in here.

 

Edited November 17, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

 

Edited November 17, 2022 by Shining Silhouette
to save the future of humanity

[S. Stormy she/her]

Spoiler

2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

This one

5 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Lion that Hasn't Eaten in Months

 

I hide from him in the spoiler boxes. It is warm and safe in here.

He can get through the spoiler boxes.

Maybe.

Unless you have a good reason he can't.

BRIGHTLORD SIL!!

WHAT DID YOU DO!

Edited November 17, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed

[Immortal Platypus]

Spoiler

3 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Lion that Hasn't Eaten in Months

it's dead, assuming they're properly labeled, or you could get a really big bucket and scoop up the water in the alligator room and put out the fire. Genius.

 

[S. Stormy she/her]

@ImportantQuestions is correct.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Shining Silhouette said:

 

Why did you do that Wit?

[Immortal Platypus]

Spoiler

which one that I said?

 

[S. Stormy she/her]

So what is this about Sil being Wit?

[Immortal Platypus]

Wizard, was it

Spoiler

old age?

I'm pretty sure that one's correct. Again, tell me yes or no in spoiler tags.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

What the storm is happening here-

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, ImportantQuestions said:

Wizard, was it

  Hide contents

old age?

I'm pretty sure that one's correct. Again, tell me yes or no in spoiler tags.

Spoiler

No.

Silhouette likes being Wit and he is incredible at it, just don't forget to check your skin and soul for burn marks afterwards.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

  Reveal hidden contents

He can get through the spoiler boxes.

Maybe.

Unless you have a good reason he can't.

BRIGHTLORD SIL!!

WHAT DID YOU DO!

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Why did you do that Wit?

Ah, the questions of 'what' and 'why'! I'm afraid that your parents had that same reaction when they saw you for the first time!

Spoiler

/all jokes

Also had to edit the post to save the soul of humanity 

 

[Immortal Platypus]

I think it's another valid option, it's just wrong.

4 minutes ago, Robin Sedai said:

What the storm is happening here-

RIDDLES!!!!!!

Wizard is it

Spoiler

allergies? Heatstroke? Hypothermia?

Also, is he lying face-down or face-up or on one of his sides?

Edited November 17, 2022 by ImportantQuestions

[S. Stormy she/her]

I see you, Odiumiumium.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

7 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Ah, the questions of 'what' and 'why'! I'm afraid that your parents had that same reaction when they saw you for the first time!

 

I'm afraid that's going to leave a mark. Perhaps I should challenge you and rid us of your presence.

[Immortal Platypus]

Some pretty good riddles:

What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?

You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?

Spoiler

I'm proud of that one

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? 

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Spoiler

Proud of this one too

 

Edited November 17, 2022 by ImportantQuestions