The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This is Mr. Nesbitt of Harlow New Town. Mr. Nesbit would you stand up please. (after a pause - nothing happens) Mr. Nesbitt has learnt the value of not being seen. However he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.

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Edited November 14, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Telrao she/her]

4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

This is Mr. Nesbitt of Harlow New Town. Mr. Nesbit would you stand up please. (after a pause - nothing happens) Mr. Nesbitt has learnt the value of not being seen. However he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.

  Reveal hidden contents

 

*Maniacal laughter*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!

[Telrao she/her]

5 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!

THOU HAST DOUBLE POSTED! THY LIFE IS FORFEIT!!!

*summons shard blade*

YOU SHALL DIE

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just now, Telrao said:

THOU HAST DOUBLE POSTED! THY LIFE IS FORFEIT!!!

*summons shard blade*

YOU SHALL DIE

No I didn't...

[Telrao she/her]

1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

No I didn't...

Ooo for like several minutes there were two of your previous post. *puts down shardblade* The 17th Shard has favoured thee today, soldier. *salutes*

Edited November 14, 2022 by Telrao

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Mr. E.V. Lambert of Homeleigh, The Burrows, Oswestly, has presented us with a poser. 

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We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out.

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Yes it was the middle one.

Edited November 14, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Good sir, good sir, I must inquire: can you teach me how to remain unseen, rather than simply demonstrating why it is important to do so? I must admit, that much has become abundantly clear to me.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I don't know.

[Telrao she/her]

*Disappears*

Edited November 14, 2022 by Telrao

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Bush blows up*

[Telrao she/her]

*Reappears unharmed* "CHECKMATE! HAHA!!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Pulls out Beeg gun* "NI! NI! NI! NI! NI!"

[Telrao she/her]

*Chortles*

"Alas for thee, the word 'NI' no longer holds power! Behold, I have stolen thy shrubbery!"

*Shrubbery appears around Telrao*

"BWUHAHAHAAHAA!"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Oh no! TLPW is becoming an RP! I must fix it!

[Telrao she/her]

"Never!" I cry as I thwak Bookwrym upon the head with my extensive character description, past and passions "WE SHALL NOT FALL!!"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm sighed and rubbed the spot of dull pain on his head.

What is happening today?

[S. Stormy she/her]

@Sequence It appears you are well acquainted* with Monty Python. Did you see my latest thread started?

*jeepers creepers that's hard to spell

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Bookwyrm's pain disappeared as he exploded.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Darn.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Narrator voice*

This demonstrates the value of not being seen.

[Telrao she/her]

*cackles and slaps Wizard on the shoulder* "Ah, yeah mate, good one!"

[S. Stormy she/her]

*explodes*

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Aw, it's a RP? Well, no matter. I WIN!!!

Edited November 15, 2022 by Potato's Wit
grammar

[Edema Rue she/her]

On 11/4/2018 at 7:32 PM, Silva said:

The person who stumbles upon it years from now

*a person who stumbles on it years from then* 

wooooaaaaahhhhh that’s a lot of posts and explosions.