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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

WHAT why am I your go to person to make lose??

2 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

fair point i need to be on your good side

*bows* all hail the mighty GM :D 

Edited by Lotus Blossom
Posted
48 minutes ago, Cataclysm said:

@Edema Rue you just got dunked on

Listen, Cat, (can I call you Cat), you’ve gotta choose who you wanna be friends with in this place. You’ve already associated with a Weasley. You can choose now to remedy that mistake. Us Malfoys, we’re the ones you want to be around. But if you get on my bad side…

My father will hear about this.

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

Listen, Cat, (can I call you Cat), you’ve gotta choose who you wanna be friends with in this place. You’ve already associated with a Weasley. You can choose now to remedy that mistake. Us Malfoys, we’re the ones you want to be around. But if you get on my bad side…

My father will hear about this.

Lol

It’s great

Spoiler

*frown*

Sorry I made you lose

I was just trying to show that I liked the reference

You’re understanding though…

Spoiler

…right…?

 

 

Edited by WhyEverNot_8
Posted
2 hours ago, Cataclysm said:

@Edema Rue you just got dunked on

true

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

Listen, Cat, (can I call you Cat), you’ve gotta choose who you wanna be friends with in this place. You’ve already associated with a Weasley. You can choose now to remedy that mistake. Us Malfoys, we’re the ones you want to be around. But if you get on my bad side…

My father will hear about this.

Don't worry Cat. Eddie loves us. And we could totally beat her if it came down to it

Posted
18 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Lol

It’s great

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*frown*

Sorry I made you lose

I was just trying to show that I liked the reference

You’re understanding though…

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…right…?

 

 

Thank you.

Spoiler

Of course I am!

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That’s the thing about being a Slytherpuff.

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I’m nice to everyone.

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And if you’re mine, I’ll die for you in a heartbeat. 

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You just don’t know if you’re mine until my noose is around your neck. 

 

 

 

 

9 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

true

Don't worry Cat. Eddie loves us. And we could totally beat her if it came down to it

I could probably beat up most people on the shard if I wanted to.

Posted
1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

Thank you.

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Of course I am!

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That’s the thing about being a Slytherpuff.

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I’m nice to everyone.

  Hide contents

And if you’re mine, I’ll die for you in a heartbeat. 

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You just don’t know if you’re mine until my noose is around your neck. 

 

 

 

 

I could probably beat up most people on the shard if I wanted to.

Uhm… uhmmmm… am I the only one concerned about the noose part? I’m not? Great, I didn’t think so.

Spoiler

Also, big-stupid-head here (aka. Yours Truly aka. Why aka. [redacted] doesn’t get what you mean by being yours, can you elaborate?

Spoiler

Joking about the “Big-Stupid-Head” part, not kidding about the “please elaborate” part

 

 

Posted
21 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Thank you.

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Of course I am!

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That’s the thing about being a Slytherpuff.

  Reveal hidden contents

I’m nice to everyone.

  Reveal hidden contents

And if you’re mine, I’ll die for you in a heartbeat. 

  Reveal hidden contents

You just don’t know if you’re mine until my noose is around your neck. 

 

 

 

 

I could probably beat up most people on the shard if I wanted to.

maybe. but not if there are multiple of us...

Posted

Eddie gives short vibes

which would put me at a reach advantage 

I also have weight advantage 

but not tactical advantage, because Eddie is a nerd

i also would say i probably have a strength advantage, because Eddie’s a nerd

and also I would lose because girls are scary and have cooties

and im a lil illness goblin rn

Posted
14 minutes ago, Cataclysm said:

Eddie gives short vibes

which would put me at a reach advantage 

I also have weight advantage 

but not tactical advantage, because Eddie is a nerd

i also would say i probably have a strength advantage, because Eddie’s a nerd

and also I would lose because girls are scary and have cooties

and im a lil illness goblin rn

._.

Spoiler

I agree that girls are scary… but I seriously doubt they have cooties

 

Posted
34 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Uhm… uhmmmm… am I the only one concerned about the noose part? I’m not? Great, I didn’t think so.

  Reveal hidden contents

Also, big-stupid-head here (aka. Yours Truly aka. Why aka. [redacted] doesn’t get what you mean by being yours, can you elaborate?

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Joking about the “Big-Stupid-Head” part, not kidding about the “please elaborate” part

 

 

xD

No actually this is genuinely something I could…like…write a poem about.

Cause I’m a Slytherpuff which is really contradictory.

Which means I’m incredibly loyal

 But also incredibly manipulative

So

yay?

12 minutes ago, Cataclysm said:

Eddie gives short vibes

which would put me at a reach advantage 

I also have weight advantage 

but not tactical advantage, because Eddie is a nerd

i also would say i probably have a strength advantage, because Eddie’s a nerd

and also I would lose because girls are scary and have cooties

and im a lil illness goblin rn

LISTEN JUST BECAUSE IM THE SHORTEST PERSON ON THE SHARD

and you may not have weight or strength advantage, I’m a biker.

You don’t have tactical advantage BUT IM NOT A NERD

IM STILL NOT A NERD

I can be scary I guess but I don’t got no cooties

See Cat I can beat you up so there 

Posted
1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

xD

No actually this is genuinely something I could…like…write a poem about.

Cause I’m a Slytherpuff which is really contradictory.

Which means I’m incredibly loyal

 But also incredibly manipulative

So

yay?

LISTEN JUST BECAUSE IM THE SHORTEST PERSON ON THE SHARD

and you may not have weight or strength advantage, I’m a biker.

You don’t have tactical advantage BUT IM NOT A NERD

IM STILL NOT A NERD

I can be scary I guess but I don’t got no cooties

See Cat I can beat you up so there 

Eddie… scary is a scudding understatement. You can be downright terrifying.

That’s one reason why I’m glad we’re friends (and not enemies)
 

Spoiler

We are friends…… right?

 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

LISTEN JUST BECAUSE IM THE SHORTEST PERSON ON THE SHARD

and you may not have weight or strength advantage, I’m a biker.

You don’t have tactical advantage BUT IM NOT A NERD

IM STILL NOT A NERD

I can be scary I guess but I don’t got no cooties

See Cat I can beat you up so there 

Ummm

I weigh 190 pounds, and… this is controversial, but… I’m a guy and you’re a girl…

You are a nerd

you are most definitely a nerd

all girls have cooties

you wanna go halfway and we fight in Kansas or sum???

Posted
1 minute ago, Cataclysm said:

Ummm

I weigh 190 pounds, and… this is controversial, but… I’m a guy and you’re a girl…

You are a nerd

you are most definitely a nerd

all girls have cooties

you wanna go halfway and we fight in Kansas or sum???

Do your mom or grandma have cooties????

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Do your mom or grandma have cooties????

My mom and grandma are not girls. They are women. Distinguished ladies, if you will. 

Edited by Cataclysm
Posted
7 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Eddie… scary is a scudding understatement. You can be downright terrifying.

That’s one reason why I’m glad we’re friends (and not enemies)
 

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We are friends…… right?

 

Aww, thank you!! 

Spoiler

That’s just it, isn’t it? You’ll never know.

5 minutes ago, Cataclysm said:

Ummm

I weigh 190 pounds, and… this is controversial, but… I’m a guy and you’re a girl…

You are a nerd

you are most definitely a nerd

all girls have cooties

you wanna go halfway and we fight in Kansas or sum???

IM A DISTINGUISHED LADY NOT A GIRL

also

i’m not a nerd

and you are

therefore I have the strength advantage.

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Aww, thank you!! 

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That’s just it, isn’t it? You’ll never know.

IM A DISTINGUISHED LADY NOT A GIRL

also

i’m not a nerd

and you are

therefore I have the strength advantage.

Proof please.

yuh-huh

nuh-uh

nuh-uh

EDIT: and once you win the cooties battle, I win the war

Edited by Cataclysm
Posted
3 minutes ago, Cataclysm said:

Proof please.

yuh-huh

nuh-uh

nuh-uh

EDIT: and once you win the cooties battle, I win the war

“Liar and slave” 

Posted
3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

“Liar and slave” 

I’m about to summon an admin to carry you away for supporting slavery

Posted
12 minutes ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

How dare how dare how dare how now dare how now brown cow how dare

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