Archer Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 (edited) Archer donated some vines for the funeral. Strangely, the mourners didn't appreciate being given six second videos. Archer blamed their poor taste on exposure to fourth wall dust. Edited July 15, 2018 by Archer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 The dust tasted rather bad, which is why it might affect the taste. Goodness, 62. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 (edited) Archer was oblivious to the people's dislike of the vines, he kept playing them. Then one funeral goer started a revolt. It was none other than... Edited July 14, 2018 by whattheHoid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 ...a little dwarf with glowing red eyes and a huge hammer in his hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 His red eyes were caused by influence of Shard Autonomy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 (edited) His name was Billy Amadeus Charles Wilson the Fourth(if you get this early thread reference, upvote) Edited July 14, 2018 by BitBitio the Mudkip 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 He gathered his supporters and started to pull out some sand. He mastered it into a blade and slashed the device playing the vines and declared himself Emperor of all Vines. Arnold started to cry, he worked real hard on his vines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 Unnoticed, and irrelevant, Jasnah Kholin elsecalled into a nearby building 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said: His name was Billy Amadeus Charles Wilson the Fourth(if you get this early thread reference, upvote) To clarify, I meant I'LL upvote YOU 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 Then one if the other narrators duplicated an exact copy of every non-cannon character in the story and made it that no cataclysm of this level could ever happen again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 Then all the other narrators blew the narrator to pieces, and destroyed every trace of non cannonity in the universe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 The Universe implodes for the second time, lacking the ability to handle the destruction of non cannonity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 The imploded universe was loaded into a cannonity cannon and shot in the general direction of Butt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 19 hours ago, Archer said: Strangely, the mourners didn't appreciate been given six second videos. Is this the reference I think it is? The universe hit Butt in the face. As might be expected, this was BAD. It really hurt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted July 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 Some vines got stuck in his teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc4n Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 After the funeral they had a feast to celebrate the life of Brandy, Which, short as it was, was filled with exiting pictures, taxes that never were payed, and a suit of living Shardplate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dunc4n said: After the funeral they had a feast to celebrate the life of Brandy, Which, short as it was, was filled with exiting pictures, taxes that never were payed, and a suit of living Shardplate. His greatest secret was that the pictures had actually ENTERED. Upon everyone finding this out, a few people fainted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc4n Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 Butt called a medic, who also fainted due to the stress of seeing the entire contents of a funeral passed out--even the doves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 The medic arrived saw the shiny Shardplate and took it for himself and ran. Butt roused himself and promptly fainted again. This was all irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc4n Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 Teft saw the medic in Shardplate on his way to meet with Kaladin, and promptly fainted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 Then the ghanderflaffles decided to help out. (They ignored being destroyed with the non-canon characters, as it was rather annoying.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunc4n Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 Butt saw the ghanderflaffles, and, (Because they were supposed to be dead) Fainted once again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 Butt was revived and saw Dalinar and Sadeas having a dance off. He fainted again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 When he woke up, both men looked at him sorrowfully. "Now you know our secret..." Dalinar said 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 "We have to ensure he never tells a soul, Dalinar." said Sadeas. "I'm sorry, I wish we didn't have to do this, Butt." said Dalinar. "Do what?" asked Butt, nervously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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