The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

On 3/23/2024 at 3:25 PM, Immortal Platypus said:

Platypus walked on until he reached the door. Resisting the urge and stopping it from acting on him, he stopped in front of the door. Studying the picture, he suddenly punched it, attempting to put his fist through the door.

Platypus succeeded in making his hand hurt. The picture crumpled, however, drifting down into the abyss. 

On 3/23/2024 at 3:25 PM, Immortal Platypus said:

"Storming rusting light blasted sparks!" Hacob muttered. "I hoped it hadn't come this far yet. I've had my theories, somewhat confirmed by knowledge Platypus sent me, and this all but confirms them. We have maybe an hour, then we must be off. I believe that Platypus will finish whatever he was doing soon, Darkness as well. They were together, and I expect they will be back at around the same time. Thaidakar, prepare yourself." Hacob stalked off, summoning his Blade and going through a kata to calm himself.

Thaidakar blinked, glancing to Shadow. Shadow nodded and Thaidakar followed Hacob. As Hacob started his kata, Thaidakar asked, "So... who's Darkness?"

I was going to add on another part of like Spook's or Mythos' or Micheal's story here, but I think ima do that later on. We'll see lol.

[Immortal Platypus]

8 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Platypus succeeded in making his hand hurt. The picture crumpled, however, drifting down into the abyss. 

Thaidakar blinked, glancing to Shadow. Shadow nodded and Thaidakar followed Hacob. As Hacob started his kata, Thaidakar asked, "So... who's Darkness?"

I was going to add on another part of like Spook's or Mythos' or Micheal's story here, but I think ima do that later on. We'll see lol.

Platypus blinked, then shook his hand out and punched the door again.

--

"A threat. As to who he was, he was formerly known as Brighton, and he was a... I forgot what he did, but he was a part of an ancient kingdom where other you was king and Mythos was the crown heir. I think he was an advisor to the throne, working with Eof and another that I forgot. He did something and got banished, his power splitting into the Shadows (that's my theory at least, it's probably not accurate), so he's hunting them down to regain his power." 

He finished his kata with a final thrust and a sword appeared, floating in front of Thaidakar. "Your turn. Pick up that sword and I'll walk you through this."

Edited March 27, 2024 by Immortal Platypus

[AonEne he/him]

Butt Venture suddenly felt a strange feeling pass over him. It was as though the very foundations of his world had shifted. Or possibly he was just dizzy. He wasn't sure. 

[Lunamor she/her]

A baby ghanderflaffle (a ghanderflaffling, if you will) approached Butt Venture and asked him where the pineapples had gone.

[AonEne he/him]

ghanderflaffling is adorable, i will indeed 

Butt admitted with a frown that he wasn't sure, and inquired as to if the ghanderflaffling would like to go looking for some. 

[Lunamor she/her]

The ghanderflaffling did a backflip in assertion.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

my yet to be named alleyverse character appears from an alley, as the march mammal madness portal breaks due to it being april.

Edited April 1, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[AonEne he/him]

Butt clapped. "Where shall we set off to?" 

[Lunamor she/her]

“Hawaii!” cried the ghanderflaffling. “‘Tis a mystical place rumored to be the source of all pineapples.”

[NameIess]

Hawaii was affronted by this, as it had thought that it was known for the invention of surfing.

[Lunamor she/her]

Being a collection of islands, however, it was unable to properly express its frustration.

[NameIess]

So it began crafting a suit of armor that could express itself properly.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Hey @NameIess, want to finish the Avatar vs. Nin's master battle?

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Hey @NameIess, want to finish the Avatar vs. Nin's master battle?

Sure! I posted a thing earlier.

On 3/24/2024 at 1:09 PM, NameIess said:

Nin’s master smiled, and a warm, contented light radiated through his being.

To think, after all these years, that I would finally meet someone capable of countering my abilities. That Blade you wield… it is quite the weapon. 

Something in Nin’s master’s mind shifted in a way that Avatar couldn’t quite comprehend, and a sound reminiscent of shattering crystal radiated through the soul of the ancient hero.

As that weapon’s wielder, however, you are a disgrace. You barely scratch the surface with what you can do. You don’t even understand the simplest of that Blade’s powers. You thought it would let you absorb my memories? Technically true, but it won’t let you separate those memories from my consciousness. It will merely allow you to unify my soul with your own.

Avatar’s vision of the physical realm returned just in time to see Nin’s master’s body finish crumbling into black ash.

Anyways, I must congratulate you Avatar. you've managed to defeat me. I'm certain that the world will tremble with fear at the knowledge that you've killed an old man that used to be a mighty hero. At least a few smart ones might.

 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

my OP non-canon alleyverse character walks in and makes everyone a sandwich. he then eats his sandwich.

afterwords, he revives and summons every fox that had been eaten, and un-snapped the blender that the quick red fox snapped away in a failed attempt to save Sunkist. then he left to Rondure. (see pg 1)

Nobody knew why he did this. and Nobody refused to tell Anybody. this upset Anybody.

Edited April 5, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[NameIess]

On 4/5/2024 at 10:37 AM, Just_a_Fan said:

my OP non-canon alleyverse character walks in and makes everyone a sandwich. he then eats his sandwich.

afterwords, he revives and summons every fox that had been eaten, and un-snapped the blender that the quick red fox snapped away in a failed attempt to save Sunkist. then he left to Rondure. (see pg 1)

Nobody knew why he did this. and Nobody refused to tell Anybody. this upset Anybody.

Rondure appeared to be a total ghost town, filled with many ghosts.

[Immortal Platypus]

they were relatively common among the towns of TLT. Much death had happened over the course of many wars, usually involving the Ghanderflaffle empire

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

they were relatively common among the towns of TLT. Much death had happened over the course of many wars, usually involving the Ghanderflaffle empire

there, bolded it 4 u.

[NameIess]

But now that the Ghanderflaffle had declared itself a pacifistic empire, experts were hopeful that the rate of death could be cut down by at least 80%, as long as a Narrator didn't decide to make up the difference.

Edited April 11, 2024 by NameIess

[Immortal Platypus]

This was... probably highly unlikely with so many running around.

[NameIess]

Not unless all of them got involved in the plot.

[Immortal Platypus]

Fortunately, most were in one way or another! Except... Sequence*.

 

*and some others

Edited April 11, 2024 by Immortal Platypus

[NameIess]

So for the good of death statistics, a brave adventurer decided to draw everyone into plot 

[Immortal Platypus]

this was probably a different brave adventurer from the brave adventurer, but possibly not.

[NameIess]

(It was. After a lengthy legal battle, The Ghanderflaffle court system had determined that the pseudonym "brave adventurer" couldn't be copyrighted since it was not capitalized. As a result of this, many people had begun using the name.)

Edited April 12, 2024 by NameIess