The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Immortal Platypus]

12 minutes ago, NameIess said:

Subversion raised an eyebrow. “Really? How irrational.”

"For which part? Very few people on TLT are rational."

[Edema Rue she/her]

Speaking of irrational, a large rooster is there, glaring.

[Immortal Platypus]

It might even be TVLC from a lot of pages back.

[NameIess]

21 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

"For which part? Very few people on TLT are rational."

“Both parts of course.” Subversion decided to go find something interesting to do, and disappeared.

[Lunamor she/her]

Meanwhile, the murder of crows concocted a plan to destroy the pineapples.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Despite the fact that this was impossible. Even the Ghanderflaffles knew it.

[Lunamor she/her]

Pineapples, you see, are very spiky. This makes fighting them very difficult.

[AonEne he/him]

But of course it can still be done; there are always those who wish to vaporize pineapples. 

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Especially their archnemeses, the watermelons.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

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Want to join this but might want the current plot explained 

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Abalador gained knowledge.

[Immortal Platypus]

7 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

 

plot? don't worry about plot, TLT is mostly randomness. but if you really want it, big bad guy Darkness (@Thaidakar the Ghostblood) is the bad guy and the rest of pretty much everyone else with a Narrator (myself, @NameIess (as Subversion), maybe @The Bookwyrm (as bookwyrm) etc. etc.)

The pineapples had ruled TLT for far too long for the watermelons' liking.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

8 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

plot? don't worry about plot, TLT is mostly randomness. but if you really want it, big bad guy Darkness (@Thaidakar the Ghostblood) is the bad guy and the rest of pretty much everyone else with a Narrator (myself, @NameIess (as Subversion), maybe @The Bookwyrm (as bookwyrm) etc. etc.)

The pineapples had ruled TLT for far too long for the watermelons' liking.

Abalador set up a court, waiting for the ensuing legal battle.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

15 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

plot? don't worry about plot, TLT is mostly randomness. but if you really want it, big bad guy Darkness (@Thaidakar the Ghostblood) is the bad guy and the rest of pretty much everyone else with a Narrator (myself, @NameIess (as Subversion), maybe @The Bookwyrm (as bookwyrm) etc. etc.)

The pineapples had ruled TLT for far too long for the watermelons' liking.

Thankest thou for the reminder that this exists. I will be finishing that post because there is another post I want attached to it that evolves some of Rond’s plot.

[Immortal Platypus]

22 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Abalador set up a court, waiting for the ensuing legal battle.

There would probably not be a legal battle. Darkness had actually not really violated any crimes that Platypus had not.

14 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thankest thou for the reminder that this exists. I will be finishing that post because there is another post I want attached to it that evolves some of Rond’s plot.

ooh! Rond! I love him

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

4 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

There would probably not be a legal battle. Darkness had actually not really violated any crimes that Platypus had not.

ooh! Rond! I love him

Abalador was waiting for the pineapple watermelon legal battle.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Both sides had hired consultants.

[Immortal Platypus]

Neither side's consultants advised them to sue. Naturally, both sides fired their consultants, and got new ones that did advise them to sue. They weren't as good, but they wanted to sue.

[NameIess]

And thus, thanks in no small part to the ever-reliable aid of a language barrier, began the greatest sewing contest ever seen.

[Immortal Platypus]

The pineapples were sewing, while the watermelons still thought they were supposed to be sowing. Thus the pineapples had many sweaters, but the watermelons' population had doubled.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

3 minutes ago, NameIess said:

And thus, thanks in no small part to the ever-reliable aid of a language barrier, began the greatest sewing contest ever seen.

Abalador, thankfully, knew many languages. He was able to translate. being the judge he was, he could be impartial.

[NameIess]

The pineapple’s contestant was ann expert sewer with decades of experience. The watermelon’s contestant was a literal sewer system.

[Immortal Platypus]

Seeing a sewer system sowing watermelons was quite a sight for the many spectators.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Abalador made a killing on concessions.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

There would probably not be a legal battle. Darkness had actually not really violated any crimes that Platypus had not.

ooh! Rond! I love him

me too! Rond is great. I'll really work on it during the lunch break today.