The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Only in doing so, the house fell down.

[NameIess]

Now on the run from the law as well as from the other hunters, Kilometers fiftylives desperately attempted to locate his buyer.

[Wittles he/him]

He reached his buyer, only to find that his buyer was a fish

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Suddenly, Butt Venture was resurrected for the... how many times has he been resurrected?

[Wittles he/him]

Who's Butt Venture?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

8 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

Who's Butt Venture?

Read page 2.

It was irrelevant. He came back and made a ham sandwich.

[NameIess]

With fish on it.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The fish was the buyer, and it was strangely still alive.

[NameIess]

Fortunately for Kilometers, he managed to convince Butt to sell the sandwich for a pittance.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The exchange was set to take place in a chasm.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But a chasmfiend came and ate the sandwich first.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

However, it was not The Sandwich. That was a different forum game entirely.

[Immortal Platypus]

Many people had fun there. Others died inside.

[NameIess]

Kilometers fiftylives leapt into the chasmfiends stomach and saved the fish, losing three more lives as he did so.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This was most unexpected, as Kilometers Fiftylives valued his lives more than anything else. That brings him to what, twelve lives left?

[Wittles he/him]

Because 12 divided by 3 is 4, he multiplied his 12 lives by 4 using dubious math combined with an ill constructed magic system.

[That1Cellist he/him]

This ill constructed magic system got Kilometers Fiftylives ill and he lost more lives.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

He also only had 48 lives at 1:22 PM to 1:50 PM on Mondays, now having 8 lives the rest of the time.

[That1Cellist he/him]

This was annoying as his line of work was quite dangerous.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, he was able to sell the spikes to a fish, so now he was up to 38 lives all the time.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But then he met his rival, who had 39 lives.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Their name was Meters Fifteenlives. They also had a sidekick, Yards Eighteenlives.

Edited January 27, 2023 by Sequence

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

And then Bob the Potato, Bob the Tomato's worst enemy, walked on screen and said, "HEY KIDS!"

[Wittles he/him]

It was in that moment that Kilometers fifty lives realized that everything was being narrated by some omnipotent external being(s)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So he started doing [CENSORED], [BLOCKED], and [REDACTED] to get revenge.