The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Darkbeast stopped chewing and looked at Nameless.

[NameIess]

Nameless glared at it. "Stop trying to ruin my party."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Darkbeast was very offended at this accusation and started chewing towards Nameless.

[NameIess]

Nameless punch the Darkbeast in the face.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The reality containing his hand was swallowed by the Darkbeast.

[NameIess]

Nameless winced. "Okay, that wasn't my brightest idea." He shook his good fist at the Darkbeast, transporting himself and someone else to an undisclosed location.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Darkbeast abandoned its pursuit of Nameless to finish consuming the space it was in.

[NameIess]

Nameless surveyed the mess that his haphazard teleportation had caused. He turned to someone else. "How soon can you have it ready again?" someone else shook his head. "Maybe a few hours. And retuning the invitations will take at least a day." Nameless nodded. "Well, I'll go finish delivering invitations. You get to work on this. Hopefully we have it ready in time."

[Archer he/him]

"Excuse mee, I repreesent the Universal Postal Seervices Union. Deelivering invitations falls within our purview, kindly ceease and deesist."

Nameless was confused. "Why do you-"

"Beecause we're the Postal Seervice. We must have more leetters than anyone eelse."

[NameIess]

"How few letters do you have? I've only delivered a dozen or so of these things."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

23 hours ago, Nameless said:

"Eh, I'd say having thousands of clones counts as 'alive'. Personally, at least."

"Ah, there you are. I have an invitation for you too."

Rond blinked, his corpse did atleast, "um. I'm not sure how I feel about that." he promptly turned dead again.

[NameIess]

Nameless wondered if he could make a super powerful experiment with Rond's corpse.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

11 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless wondered if he could make a super powerful experiment with Rond's corpse.

Except that Rond's corpse was suddenly destroyed into nothingness. the nothingness was also destroyed.

[NameIess]

Nameless smiled. Nothingness of nothingness was quite a powerful ingredient.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Nothingness of nothingness also happened to not exist. only the smallest traces of it existed. Luckily Nowhere had already collected it.

[NameIess]

Nameless of course was only idly speculating. He had no need of a powerful experiment. He had plenty of them. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

of course.

[NameIess]

Nameless pulled up the reports on his army. He had plenty of volunteers, of course. But the production facility wasn't quite ready yet. There were still some kinks to work out.

[Silva]

Such as its tendency to spontaneously combust.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But that was solved quite simply by deleting the oxygen around them.

[NameIess]

Or it should have been. Too bad magic liked to ignore pesky things like the laws of physics.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The workers tried everything.

[Silva]

They even outsourced to a team of consultants.

[NameIess]

The consultants took one look at the burning factory and decided to remember that they had a pressing appointment elsewhere.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

On 4/22/2022 at 11:02 AM, Nameless said:

“Okay. The invitation’s there, if you change your mind.”

"I don't think I'll change my mind, thank you."

On 4/22/2022 at 11:35 AM, Nameless said:

Nameless pulled out his phone. "Yes? The Darkbeast you say? Oh dear. I'll be right there." He put down the phone. "Well, I have to go. Nice meeting you Alex."

Alex relaxed some, and turned back to Professor Jones. "What else is taught here?"