+Doomstick Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 (edited) He took a shot was it a starting pistol? was it a shot of brandy? nobody knew. (except for the fact that it was Canon that Uncle Brandy didn't like drinking brandy, so it obviously wasn't that one) Edited December 28, 2021 by DoomStick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 The one named Second was in the lead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 28, 2021 Report Share Posted December 28, 2021 Until it sneezed violently, dropping in to first and one half place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 Right behind second the chicken who was in first place, who held a solid placement of 1.25th place 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 The mandra named Fifth overtook all of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 After which the Mandra named Sixteenth Being Ridden By Hoid Carrying A Baseball Bat shot into first place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 Bigfoot, meanwhile, was in dead last. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 this was of course because mandras didn’t have feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 Somehow, a featherless ostrich had become part of the race, and the ostrich was simultaneously in first and last place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 There was much screaming from the crowd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 The Ostrich was awarded a ribbon and a medal, which was engraved with its name: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashbringer Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Bold Text Goes Here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Unfortunately, Bold Text Goes Here ate the medal and choked to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 So the second-place runner ended up winning: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Loser The Slow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 King Toe di um declared all racers must adhered to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 the bads of grammer n speelnhg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 sorry Suddenly a Bird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 rescued the dragon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 from the clutches of 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 TMZ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Who chased after it to get it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 The Dragon screamed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 ahem it is time for me to reclaim my place here goes Spoiler He Did 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 After which he ate twenty-two chickens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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