The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Voidspawn he/him]

Void was getting increasingly annoyed by the screaming, so, using the Surge of Division, Divided LITERALLY everything. There is nothing but a blank Void remaining (in this dimension. The cupcakes are still fine with the Fellowship).

[NameIess]

Nameless raised his eyebrows, impressed. That had gone better than he had expected. He quickly recreated the LITERALLY everything, and considered how to continue teaching Moni.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This blood-curdling scream succeeded in teaching Moni the secrets of the universe, so there was nothing to be taught.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Void decided that there was no beating Nameless and Sequence alone. After Slicking the universe (mainly to annoy Nameless), Void set out to find an ally.

Edited January 7, 2022 by Voidspawn

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The soggy plastic fibers that used to be a Doomslug plushie shared Void's desire to destroy Nameless, but was quite fond of Sequence. 

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[Voidspawn he/him]

Void would just have to beat it out of the soggy plastic fibers. Now, what kind of torture would be best...

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, Nameless happily considered which powers his avatar should get.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Nameless decided that Moni would like to turn into infinite money. Moni turned into Money, and now has no sentience and can't turn back.

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Sidenote: I think this is the longest we've ever stayed on one subject! Congratulations us!

 

Edited January 7, 2022 by Voidspawn

[NameIess]

Nameless then decided that making Moniker into Money would be stupid.

Nah. TLT's done story before. This has been pretty long though.

[Voidspawn he/him]

But Moni somehow changed his mind.

[NameIess]

Moni convinced Nameless that turning a potential avatar into Money for the sake of a pun was stoopid, not stupid.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Moni considered that a good thing, so turned itself into Money, thereby ending it's own life. Void necroed Money into inoM - his new slave.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

inoM attempted to knife Void in the back one day which led to

[NameIess]

inoM successfully knifing Void in the back and completing Nameless' avatar training program, becoming Moni, avatar of Nameless.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence cast a spell with a Phoenix feather wand to protect Moni and Nameless from Void's manipulation. The Wand proceeded to hold out it's hand for payment from Nameless, to which Sequence gave a disapproving look. The Wand insisted anyway.

[NameIess]

Nameless stared at the want with an unreadable expression on his face, then reached slowly into his pocket, pulling out an

[Voidspawn he/him]

ordinary acorn. Little did they know it, but Sequence's want was the Stick from WoR. And luckily, Void had practiced enough on it to know what to do. "You will become fire!" Void commanded, resulting in an explosion of fireworks.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the fireworks proceeded to smack Moni and Nameless in the faces, which caused

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

them both to start crying. At the destruction of Sequence's wand/WoR stick, Sequence joined Nameless and Moni in their pitiful sobbing.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and then Thaidakar came and at a hotdog infront of them laughing.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Little did he know that the hot dog was a poisonous supervillain. The hot dog escaped while cackling evilly. This was just the first part of her grand plan.

[NameIess]

The next step was the acquisition of vast sums of wealth. Which this particularly evil hot dog planned to carry out by

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Assassinating Chaos, Chaos luckily had an extra supply of

[NameIess]

anti-assassination mod powers.

Edited January 9, 2022 by Nameless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar in revenge for not eating a hot dog threw acid on the evil hotdog which resulted in