The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad high-fived Luna back and started munching on a slice of the burned cake. 

[theTruthshaper]

The cake retaliates by eating the lettuce out of Salad.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Such violence!

But it wasn’t in bold, so it was non-canon. 

[AonEne he/him]

Ene’s ghost pokes her head into the movie set to see how filming is going. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick was disappointed with Ene, and proclaims that the Curse of Ene has not ended

[AonEne he/him]

Ene’s ghost rolls her eyes jokingly at Stick and reminds him that she didn’t even try to end it this time. 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

Ene’s ghost pokes her head into the movie set to see how filming is going. 

Salad was currently doing a dramatic reading of Ene’s intro post, as they wanted to document her life on the Shard. 

On 25/03/2018 at 0:16 PM, AonEne said:

It says to introduce myself, so here I am!

I'm a normal person, and not secretly Odium's sister at all...

Edited June 8, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[AonEne he/him]

I’m cringing so hard I can’t even speak from the perspective of my ghost. Why, me from two years ago, why. 

Ene’s ghost listened for half a second and then left the room. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna was very excited to watch the documentary and got out some popcorn.

I'm buying cake mix tomorrow 

[theTruthshaper]

Elsecaller sits down with some nachos.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless suddenly woke up from being knocked out cold. “I have seen the end of the world!” Truthless gasped.

He suddenly saw everyone preparing to watch the documentary, so be decided to join them. All he had to offer in terms of food was half a burnt cake.

Edited June 8, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Salad asked whether they could have a nacho, and paused acting to ask what Truthless had seen.

4 hours ago, Lunamor said:

I'm buying cake mix tomorrow 

Is this possibly for the “you’re dead” cake?

4 hours ago, AonEne said:

I’m cringing so hard I can’t even speak from the perspective of my ghost. Why, me from two years ago, why. 

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to awaken feelings of cringe (that pun slipped out I’m sorry but I’m keeping it there anyway?) 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Ninjas...” Truthless said shuddering. “Ninjas and mimes.”

[theTruthshaper]

Elsecaller offers everyone nachos, "These are a special recipe."

[Silva]

After a swipe through a metal detector, the reason behind the specialness was discovered.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless threw a thermonuke at the nachos.

[BringerOfLight]

Bursting out of the ground came Light- the person, not the thing. He saw a thermonuke descending towards innocent nachos, and sped to their rescue. He caught the thermonuke, and dismantled it. He then ate some nachos.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

All of Light’s powers were stolen.

[BringerOfLight]

'stormfather,' Light Curses. "Ya crem-filled scudface, mists take you! Well, at least I still have nachos."

Edited June 8, 2020 by BringerOfLight

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Reading stole truthless's bunt cake.

[theTruthshaper]

Elsecaller soulcasts it into stone

[NameIess]

Nameless appeared, ready to take over direction of the now-triple funeral. He incorporated the ninjas as ushers, as they were already wearing black, ordered some certified-dead food from TUBA, and appointed @xinoehp512 as official spike detector.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Reading stole all the food and ran away with it.

[BringerOfLight]

Light sat in the corner, shoving nachos into his face like that was his sole mission- like he was not a human, but a machine made for the purpose of shoveling nachos into his mouth. 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Reading stole light's nachos.