The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X drops the perpendicularity on Light's head.

[BringerOfLight]

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

X drops the perpendicularity on Light's head.

"YOUCH!" Light yells, before going through the perpendicularity into the Spiritual Realm. "WHOOPS WRONG WAY"

He proceeds to go back into the Physical Realm to eat more nachos.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr Who Octopus stole the salsa.

[NameIess]

Nameless glared at him and drew Shar.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But Dr Who Octopus had a plan to counteract Nameless's signature weapon.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It involved reading stealing shar's nachos.

[BringerOfLight]

Suddenly, all the nachos gained sentience.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr Who Octopus had used his Nachointelligizer.

[BringerOfLight]

"Eat us!" each nacho cried in unison.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Shar was devastated as his nachos left to find someone who could truly consume them.

[BringerOfLight]

Ok, folks, we're done here, the perfect story has been constructed

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr Who Octopus cackled with glee. His plan had worked flawlessly.

[BringerOfLight]

Dr Who Octopus's delight with the plan went straight to the plan's head, and the plan became an arrogant butthole. It went off to join the nachos.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Where it was promptly eaten.

[BringerOfLight]

By the nachos.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And then forgotten.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

By Truthless.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In favor of Ene's Eulogy, which had finally finished production.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It got a 5 star critique. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Hundreds attended the funeral just to watch it.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Including a judgy, old critique, who rarely liked movies.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It left him speechless.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Next up was Luna’s eulogy. 

(Salad requested that if they got a eulogy it was to be in the form of a live musical or opera)

3 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

A.C. took a closer look and determined that this was in fact a funeral, TLT style. He saw three ghosts floating by the food tables. After recognizing them he shouted, “Hey Luna! Hey Ene! Hey Salad! How’s it goin’?”

“Hi A.C.!” Salad said, stuffing dead brownies into their mouth. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Author Void requested that if he received a eulogy himself, it would be presented as an epic poem.

[NameIess]

Nameless denied this request. Epic poems were too long, and the funeral was on a tight schedule.