The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was almost hypnotizing, in a way.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because they danced on a swinging watch

[NameIess]

Made of Atium.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

By a fancy watch manufacturer.

[NameIess]

Named Baron von frutenchraker.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was from Swedenmark.

Edited June 5, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Shard of Reading he/him]

He also was the man who designed big ben.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He'd invented a clock that ran on time crystals.

[NameIess]

The doomsday device, not the clock.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He'd invented them in order to stop time.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

But it only served to hasten it.

[Archer he/him]

That meant that because he finished his project, he missed his deadline. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In desperation, he switched the red and blue wires.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But he switched both sides so it was the same 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except that now the temporal flux would discharge all at once.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it caused the Ghanderflaffle Empire to rise

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except that time was going backwards, so it was actually sinking.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Creating the Ghanderflaffle Donut.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Which Truthless proceeded to eat.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except, since time was going backwards, he was actually regurgitating it.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Truthless enjoyed the donut

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he decided to eat another one.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

This one, sadly was poisoned. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Happily, time was still going backwards, so he was cured instead!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

.dias sselhturT “!yaY”

Edited June 5, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar