The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because Nr. Leaf couldn’t decide wether to name his sourdough starter Moash, so Moash could die repeatedly, or the Ghanderflaffle Empire, so the Ghanderflaffle Empire could rise

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A coin was flipped.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

The Ghanderflaffle won.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But sadly, it was one of the Ghanderflaffle Empire’s (place morning name) coins that were hendecahedrons

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[xinoehp512 he/him]

Specifically a biaugmented triangular prism.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stupid eyes seeing faces instead of edges

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[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was unfortunate because the coins were made of sodium metal.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Luckily Ghanderflaffles had no water in them and were Cesium based life forms 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unluckily, Stick had dropped the coin into a glass of pure hydroxic acid.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which destroyed it instantly 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Or so he thought. 

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Quitty took the acid to the kitchen for cleaning the Waffle irons, which unfortunately changed its shape and now created triangular prism-like waffles. 

[Silva]

The shape made some wary of this type of waffle.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Not wary enough to avoid eating them, though.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Come,” the waffles commanded. “Feast upon us.”

[Shard of Reading he/him]

He did so.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And ingested about 1.5 cups of hydroxic acid.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was delicious for about 2.7 seconds.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

He then blew up.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In an explosive fashion.

[Jaywalk he/him]

There was much glitter.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And lots of impure hydroxic acid.

[Silva]

It was a terrifying sight.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it presented an opportunity.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Luke travled forward in time to the galaxy, stole the waffles and threw them into the deathstar.