NameIess Posted June 1, 2020 Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) We interrupt this sad tale to bring you breaking news: @The Last Post has declared himself the overlord of TLT. Nameless has refused to accept a ruler and has called all of the narrators to join him in rebellion against this perceived threat to freedom. We have yet to see how the other narrators will respond to this call. Edited June 1, 2020 by Nameless
+Doomstick he/him Posted June 1, 2020 Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) Said news was not breaking, as it had been that way since Stick won on Page 1000. It also was that way because Stick won The First Age. Edited June 1, 2020 by The Last Post
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 1, 2020 Posted June 1, 2020 Truthless couldn’t argue with that logic, though theoretically, that should mean it should be Luna that he swore fealty to.
Experience he/him Posted June 1, 2020 Posted June 1, 2020 22 minutes ago, Nameless said: We interrupt this sad tale to bring you breaking news: @The Last Post has declared himself the overlord of TLT. Nameless has refused to accept a ruler and has called all of the narrators to join him in rebellion against this perceived threat to freedom. We have yet to see how the other narrators will respond to this call. Experience came at the call of Nameless, ready to thwart this new threat.
AonEne he/him Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 Ene happily swears fealty to Jasnah. “...Hang on, who was I supposed to swear to again?”
Lunamor she/her Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 31 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Truthless couldn’t argue with that logic, though theoretically, that should mean it should be Luna that he swore fealty to. Luna supported this logic. And had technically already claimed rulership over the Forum Games.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 (edited) X pointed out that Luna was the second most prolific poster on TLT, and the first most had been less active recently. Edited June 2, 2020 by xinoehp512
Jaywalk he/him Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 29 minutes ago, AonEne said: Ene happily swears fealty to Jasnah. “...Hang on, who was I supposed to swear to again?” Author Void joined Ene in swearing fealty to the Kelsnah family.
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 Quitty is still waiting for someone to bribe her.
AonEne he/him Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, Jaywalk said: Author Void joined Ene in swearing fealty to the Kelsnah family. Ene insists that she only swore fealty to Jasnah, not the whole family.
Jaywalk he/him Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Quitecontrary said: Quitty is still waiting for someone to bribe her. Kel flashed her a grin. Jasnah slapped him.
Silva Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 A very busy breadmunk ran by, ignoring the disagreements.
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Jaywalk said: Kel flashed her a grin. Jasnah slapped him. Quitty winked and smiled back and stuck out her tongue at Jasnah.
NameIess Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 Nameless winced as Jasnah moved threateningly towards Quitty. Before anything unpleasant could happen, he stepped in between them and offered Jasnah and Kelsier an all-expenses paid Nalthian vacation, with the full court of gods experience and fifth heightening included. Then he offered Quitty a lifetime supply of instant noodles if she joined his side.
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 Quitty stood her ground as Jasnah moved toward her and was surprised to see Nameless move between them to block Jasnah from harming her person. She looked longingly at the all-expenses paid Nalthian vacation and then at the instant noodles and wondered why Nameless didn't offer her the vacation instead.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 Truthless offered everyone who swore fealty to him the protection of Chuck Norris.
NameIess Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 "Because everyone knows that instant noodles are much better, because they can be used to attract Hoid. Of course, if you'd like a vacation..." Nameless pulled out a voucher. "I happen to be in possession of this voucher, which is good for a free sightseeing trip around the Cosmere, including the legendary shardpools on Sel. I hear they're very good for your skin." He glared at Truthless.
Lunamor she/her Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 59 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: X pointed out that Luna was the second most prolific poster on TLT, and the first most had been less active recently. Luna agreed with this logic too.
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 Quitty looked at Truthless. Then at Nameless. Then at the retreating back of Kel. She smiled at Nameless and said, "I'm due for a spa treatment. That's perfect! You have my vote!"
NameIess Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 Nameless offered everyone who helped him overthrow the attempted tyrants the protection of Taln.
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