The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dynamite.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Which promptly blew up in his face.

[Silva]

Butt survived, of course.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But he was robbed of his sight.

Edited May 26, 2020 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On the plus site, it hit every upvote button on the entire Shard at once!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Butt Venture now had to learn echolocation to cope with his loss of sight. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he went to Batman.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

A training montage followed. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It involved a lot of clicking.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

After the montage ended, Butt was almost certified superhero. But there was still a few things he had to do in order to truly earn his certificate. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

First, he had to select a suitably inspiring name.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So he hired a consultant. 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Who happened to be an assassin who was hired to kill him

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The assassin had been hired by...

[Lunamor she/her]

A sassy donkey.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

This ancient being had been Butt's nemesis all along! 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Who was angry at Butt because Butt had kicked him out of a bar in Montreal. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Butt that was irrelevant.

[Silva]

For Butt had discovered the spectacles of truth.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Butt they were broken.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he hired another consultant.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Who was yet ANOTHER assassin.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But at least this one had a cool name.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Which was Bob: Your worst nightmare.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Butt was inspired!