The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, DoomStick said:

#4 was a statement 

And thus invalidated all of the other rules.

[+Doomstick he/him]

17 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

And thus invalidated all of the other rules.

Except for #1, as it was the only rule

[Experience he/him]

Ok. That's allot. And I would be splendid to learn from the mimes.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But they have to fix the 4h wall!

hey there sharder! join this!

[+Ark1002]

*joins*

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

*also Joins*
*Then stares off into the distance wistfully after reading most pages between 500 and 600*

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, DoomStick said:

Except for #1, as it was the only rule

Except that #4 had been a rule in addition to a statement. (As much as anything could be a rule, of course.)

1 hour ago, Experience said:

Ok. That's allot. And I would be splendid to learn from the mimes.

"Welcome to TLT!" said James the mime with a grin. "Let's see... where should we start?"

[+Doomstick he/him]

it is now canon that statement #4 was not a rule, and that #1 was

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Mimes shook their head sadly at Doomstick as they dismantled his rules.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless stole them from the mimes and set it back on the mantle

Edited April 14, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar
Mimes, not moms, storm it

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Then McWafy turned the mantle into a giant waffle! McWafy then started eating said waffle.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick put his single rule on a non-transformable pedestal

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

No normal transformer could approach the pedestal, so A.C. hired a very obscure decepticon to steal the rule. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

The rule was protected by the force she spell

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The decepticon rolled to use its force she spell undo spell. It got a 14.

Edited April 14, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, DoomStick said:

Stick put his single rule on a non-transformable pedestal

The mime in charge of the operation shrugged. Oh well. Rule #4 was pretty harmless, as rules go. Best not to make an argument about it.

He signaled to the deconstruction crew and they began blasting the remains of the rules with silence, removing them from existence in their entirety. Best to be safe; the last thing they all wanted was for someone to get the wrong idea about the rules (or lack thereof).

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

McWafy continued to eat the waffle mantle.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Rule one’s rule four disguise evaporated, leaving it the only rule left, it was rendered indestructible by a Circle of Narrators weaving Narrational energy into it, making it the One Rule to Ring them all that was Canon. It melded into the fabric of reality, ending all hopes of destruction of the Rule.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The voice of the wind. sighed. This man would just not give up, would he? An admirable trait, he supposed, if an infuriating one.

Oh, well. If he would not bow to the superficial, then he would just have to get serious.

On TLT, he explained, there are no rules.

There are the lines that people draw and tell people not to cross. There are the guidelines that we set down for ourselves. And there are things that we don't do because we want this to stay fun.

But we don't have to follow them. We don't have to acknowledge any Narration to its entirety- not even our own. If we want other people to acknowledge it, we have to make them want to acknowledge it. Merely stating that you are right and unchangeable does not make you so.

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

That sounds like you made a rule that there are no rules! So that is not the case, as according to the rule there can be no rules, meaning that there can be rules. Therefore rule #1 is binding 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, DoomStick said:

That sounds like you made a rule that there are no rules! So that is not the case, as according to the rule there can be no rules, meaning that there can be rules. Therefore rule #1 is binding 

It is not a rule, any more than love is a rule. It is the way things are.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Suddenly, a melon.

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

It is not a rule, any more than love is a rule. It is the way things are.

Rule #1 Is just the way things are too

[Experience he/him]

9 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Suddenly, a melon.

It was rolling down a hill.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Because it had to save it’s town.