The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

What what?

[+Doomstick he/him]

What’s this about a fir tree?

he is a vir (man in Latin)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was explained that a vir was a vampire fir tree.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Also known as a man, as for and maple we’re synonymous, and people (sometimes called the race of men) use maple syrup (basically maple blood)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Thus it was spoken by the power of the Rod of Downfall.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Prophecies of the Rod demanded it

Edited April 15, 2020 by The Last Post

[The_Archivist he/him]

23 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless woke with a start. He was sure somebody had been hovering in front of him, but looking around there was nobody there. Oh well. He went back to sleep.

Wha- how did he not see him? He was right there. Was he a ghost?

[+Doomstick he/him]

THATS PLOT!!!!! BIG NO-NO

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

Wha- how did he not see him? He was right there. Was he a ghost?

I can't find your post, and the notification has mysteriously disappeared. Did you hide it by accident?

Nameless looked around blearily. Alright, that's it. I'm sure something's in here. He summoned his Sword.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

4 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

Wha- how did he not see him? He was right there. Was he a ghost?

Sadly, yes.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Then he fell down the stairs, as the Rod of Downfall wills

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Cookies rained from the earth. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

There were numerous oofs.

[Experience he/him]

They rained up, from the earth. This made it a cookie flood.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It would have been a disaster if it wasn't so delicous.

[NameIess]

Nameless broke his leg as he fell. He stared down at it in horror, then quickly narrated a cast. Blasted Rod of Downfall. He looked up at the rain of cookies, then pulled himself to his feet with the aid of some crutches. He put his Sword deep inside the earth, impaled in a chunk of Narrativium, inside a chamber lined with aluminum, for when he needed it.

[Experience he/him]

A man-mad disaster. Because it definitely wasn't natural.

Edited April 16, 2020 by Experience

[The_Archivist he/him]

4 minutes ago, Nameless said:

I can't find your post, and the notification has mysteriously disappeared. Did you hide it by accident?

Nameless looked around blearily. Alright, that's it. I'm sure something's in here. He summoned his Sword.

Oh right, because of the mobile version and quoting, it came out as double posting and I hid it.

Archivist sighed in relief, he did notice him, look, he took out his sword and everything. Waaaiiiiit...

[NameIess]

Just now, The_Archivist said:

Archivist sighed in relief, he did notice him, look, he took out his sword and everything. Waaaiiiiit...

Nameless finally managed to see Archivist. "What are you doing here? Do you want me to do more Plot Already?"

[The_Archivist he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless finally managed to see Archivist. "What are you doing here? Do you want me to do more Plot Already?"

Noooooooooo.... I just wanted to be in an igloo.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A farmer raised up a plot of potatoes.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

3 minutes ago, Experience said:

A man-mad disaster. Because it definitely wasn't natural.

Indeed, the planet had been hijacked by Cookie Monster. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"COOKIES," he rumbled happily.

[Experience he/him]

"C is for cookie, and cookies are for me", said Cookie Monster.

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

Noooooooooo.... I just wanted to be in an igloo.

Nameless sighed, but let Archivist in. "You know, I am glad that you stopped by. I was going to take @Experience on a quest to help them learn to narrate better, but with my leg broken... Could the two of you go on a quest together? If both of you don't mind, of course. I've got the map right here, in fact." Nameless handed Archivist an ancient piece of paper covered in strange blotches.