The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The_Archivist he/him]

And crêpes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And pancrefles.

[Guest]

Bowser then went to a gym.

[The_Archivist he/him]

To work off all those waffles?

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

YES. (jk, I dont know)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

No, in fact; he was instead planning on taking over the world.

[NameIess]

Nameless saw @Feruchemical Bowser. "REVENGE IS NEAR!" He charged forwards, sword swinging, determined to stop Bowser's attempt to take over the world.

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless saw @Feruchemical Bowser. "REVENGE IS NEAR!" He charged forwards, sword swinging, determined to stop Bowser's attempt to take over the world.

Bowser was confused, all he was doing was going to the gym.

Edited April 13, 2020 by Guest

[NameIess]

"YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME! (or tried to)" Nameless charged towards Bowser, swinging his sword with enough force to shatter a planet straight at Bowser's head.

[Guest]

But Bowser had been storing steel for quite some time, he bolted away. Bowser was wondering what he did to @Nameless, for he had forgotten.

Edited April 13, 2020 by Guest

[NameIess]

"YOU PUT ME IN AN INSANE ASYLUM! (tried to, at least)" Nameless cut through space, surrounding @Feruchemical Bowser in portals that brought him back to Nameless.

[Guest]

Bowser was also storing pewter.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It made him weak.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

He was so weak that he couldn’t resist the temptation of fresh ice cream.

Edited April 13, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

It made him weak.

THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!

5 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

He was so weak that he couldn’t resist the temptation of fresh ice cream.

Bowser did resist.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, Feruchemical Bowser said:

THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!

He was storing pewter. That makes you weak.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

He was storing pewter. That makes you weak.

 Steel (Steelrunner)
Stores Physical Speed

[The_Archivist he/him]

1 minute ago, Feruchemical Bowser said:

THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!

Actually, if you're filling pewter that makes you weak. Ninja'd for the first time @_¥®%&$"!. You are forever my nemesis xinoehp512 

[Guest]

Well screw this. JK.

Edited April 13, 2020 by Guest

[NameIess]

Nameless stepped through a space rip in front of @Feruchemical Bowser. "This ends now. You can't run away this time." Nameless blasted Bowser with lightning.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Nameless stepped through a space rip in front of @Feruchemical Bowser. "This ends now. You can't run away this time." Nameless blasted Bowser with lightning.

But Bowser was immune to anything anybody did to him.

[NameIess]

Except that he actually wasn't. Nameless jumped on his head 15 times.

[The_Archivist he/him]

1 minute ago, Feruchemical Bowser said:

But Bowser was immune to anything anybody did to him.

But not to anything anything did to him. Just saying, that's all.

[Guest]

Just now, Nameless said:

Except that he actually wasn't. Nameless jumped on his head 15 times.

But Bowser was quick, he ducked so Nameless would jump on his spiky shell. Nameless was impaled and died forever.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Feruchemical Bowser said:

But Bowser was quick, he ducked so Nameless would jump on his spiky shell. Nameless was impaled and died forever.

Nameless quickly summoned his narrationplate before he was impaled. He landed on Bowser's back, flipped off of it, spun around in midair and landed facing Bowser, sword drawn. He asked Bowser not to godmod him while they were fighting to the death.