The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless grunted as the purse/brick hit him in the stomach.

[Lunamor she/her]

“NOW YOU FEEL ON THE OUTSIDE HOW I FEEL ON THE INSIDE!” Bastille yelled.

Edited November 21, 2019 by Lunamor

[Little Bear she/her]

Bastille had eaten a couple of bricks and a purse earlier that day.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

And her stomach began to rebel angrily, somehow attracting angerspren.

Edited November 21, 2019 by Knight of Iron

[Kidpen he/him]

This implied something exceptionally strange about the nature of life, the universe, and everything.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Breadmunks plotted.

[Kidpen he/him]

"Those dang Breadmunks" said Vriska, "They're hogging all the irons in the fire."

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Breadmunks started throwing the irons in the fire at Vriska.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Which inexplicably caused the Ghanderflaffle empire to rise.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

And then fall, yet again.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

...On top of Truthless.

[Lunamor she/her]

20 minutes ago, FatherTiempo said:

...On top of Truthless.

Except it didn’t.

[NameIess]

Because that was merely an Atium shadow, as it wasn't bolded. The Ghanderflaffle empire actually fell on Lunamor.

[Lunamor she/her]

Who became Atlas 2.0.

[NameIess]

But was actually Atlas 0.3, and died after holding the empire for a mere three decades.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

1 hour ago, Llstml said:

Because that was merely an Atium shadow, as it wasn't bolded. The Ghanderflaffle empire actually fell on Lunamor.

Nooooooo! I did it again. 

 

 

 

 

The empire wanted a different scenic view, so they asked Lunamor to move a little to the left.

[Jaywalk he/him]

She moved a little to the right.

[NameIess]

This was during the first decade, when Luna was regarded as a demon. during the second decade, she would be regarded as a deity, and by the third decade the Ghanderflaffle empire was actively trying to murder her.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

[Rebecca she/her]

But that was irrelevant.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the breadmunk empire was rising as well.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

The rising of the Ghanderflaffle empire, which normally would lessen the weight on Lunamor's shoulders, was cancelled by the rising of the rising of the breadmunk empire, located directly below Lunamor's feet.

 

Edited November 21, 2019 by FatherTiempo
I bolded it this time :D

[NameIess]

And then Luna finally realized that if you can hold an empire on your shoulders for three decades, you can easily throw it off of you, and did so. This drastic action resulted in the Ghanderflaffle empire coming to it's greatest heights, and it's lowest lows.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Which disturbingly disturbed the balance of the way of things.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT covered his head from the falling rein of the Ghanderflaffles, which caused a rain of Ghanderflaffles.

Edited November 21, 2019 by FatherTiempo