Lunu’anaki Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 Forever and ever, amen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 The soleless hordes of breadmunks formed a labor union, lobbying for more shoes with soles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 One faction of the uprising branched out into boots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 But Kaladin overreacted and murdered them all, thinking they were going to steal his boots. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 He had been left bootless one too many times. Cause one time was too many. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 Of course, the breadmunks had very good lawyers and are therefore immune to murder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 The Ghanderflafflle Empire, on the other hand, slayed them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 The Ghanderfalffle empire did not have very good lawyers, so Breadm*nks united sued them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 For $20. I’m pretty sure that you can legally do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 Kelsier decided to volunteer his wife Jasnah as the Ghanderfalffle's attorney. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 But Jasnah died of a heart attack before she could tell them that she wouldn't do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Lunamor said: For $20. I’m pretty sure that you can legally do that. Yep! But there won’t be a jury, since it’s not above $20. But it just was a fake heart attack. So she didn’t actually die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 She just didn't want to deal with lawyers again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 Due to a horrific event in her past involving a toaster and plastic spork. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 Quote The Ghanderflaffle Empire was rising.The Ghanderflaffle Empire had been growing like a mushroom for the past hundred years.When I first heard that the Ghanderflaffle Empire was rising, I couldn't understand. It was like a fairy tale, like something my friends in high school told me. The Ghanderflaffle Empire was a fairy tale I didn't know. It wasn't real.The Ghanderflaffle Empire had never existed. It was just stories I had heard.But now the Ghanderflaffle Empire was rising. It was an unstoppable force that would sweep across the entire continent. The Ghanderflaffle Empire had already reached the border of the Human Empire, and the Human Empire wasn't taking any chances.The Ghanderflaffle Empire was coming to destroy me.What was I supposed to do? Should I leave? Should I stay and be a puppet of the Ghanderflaffle Empire? I This one needed to be here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 Jasnah Kholin was deadly afraid of toasters. One day, when she was in a magical land populated by plastic forks, she came across a giant toaster. Jasnah screamed, which she would never admit to later, and ran away. Alas, she tripped on one of the plastic forks, and broke him in half. Jasnah, who it might be mentioned was six years old, was traumatized. She ran away from the magical land of plastic forks to a gentler time where there were no plastics, or toasters. I apologize for the spoilers, as I believe this will be apart the flashbacks in the next volume of the Stormlight Archive. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 Brandon Sanderson was surprised at Narrator FT’s foresight, and invited him to work as his assistant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 Then an anvil fell form the sky and but them. Narrator FT, not Brandon Sanderson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 It was very cartoonish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 But not the impact. That was lethal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 The anvil had been dropped by the almighty Peter Ahlstrom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 From space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 Which he was in the process of conquering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 Through throwing anvils on all his enemies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 And answering Cosmere questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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